- You shoot at a bee hive and wonder why all the bees come out all at once, and not in intervals of 10 seconds - You're invited to a friend's house, you walk into his messy room and immediately slap him, telling him, 'Secure your hive before the Aliens find out you're here! - You're lost, and call 911 to, 'Drop a Phase Gate here, nubs, before the Aliens get me!' - You decide <b>not</b> to call 911 when you're lost, because you know that you'll respawn back at home if you die anyway. - You knife your friend's sock (A.K.A. Resource Chamber [they look like it, anyways!]) to pieces because you thought, 'It was giving them resources to go Onos.' - You're killed by a Black Widow that bit you on the lip because you thought it was a Resource Tower and tried to chew it up. - You think that if you scream really loudly (Primal Scream) in class, everyone will work, sharpen pencils, and finish the test faster - You see a Scorpion and run away, not for fear of the scorpion, but for fear that is a 'scorpian that hovars without flapping' and enlist the help of a Venus Flytrap to use its vines to attack the scorpian when it's looken the other way - You wonder why the scorpion killed the Venus Flytrap, then you figured, 'Oh! It had Carspace!' - You shoot a dog to death with a pistol that was near 3 beehives, and you wonder why it didn't have Carapace - You someone launches a Smart Bomb, you run away, screaming, 'IT HOVARS WITHOUT FLAPPING!!!'' - You eat food, wondering why it doesn't taste like chewed-up metal and nanites - You play MechWarrior, and you ban the makers from Natural Selection forums, because it is against the FAQ - You knew ahead of time that 1.1 was just a hoax
- You keep spitting at people who got really serious wounds thinking you're 'healing' them - You jump off the tenth floor of your building,and end up in hospital thinking "Im not supposed to take damage!!! - You get in a fight and expect red arrows when your opponent hits you - You draw lil white,yellow and orange halos around your friend's room saying "Don't worry,we got em parasited" - Wonder why bats don't come around shoting orange mist around you when you get in a gunfight - Hide behind your couch because 'you saw an Onos on TV' - Expect your dog to explode any second - Expect your fat cat to spit out a whole army of Skulks - You don't wanna clean your house of cobwebs because 'the Gorge webbed the place' - Expect your fart to be green,corrosive and dangerous - Try and train bats to 'shoots spikes' - Get straw and tissue and do the spitball thing,going "The hive has you hah! - Stand on top of your dog thinking he'll do the Skulk-evator - Crouch during a brawl thinking you can exploit the hitbox bug
Ehhh...Im not that much of a funny person....but sometimes I dunno why I post such stuff....
<!--QuoteBegin--Raser+Jun 4 2003, 02:43 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Raser @ Jun 4 2003, 02:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ** When you see a beautiful girl you throw gum at her so you know where she lives <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I got one to play off yours.
*When you step in gum you scream "OMG, PARASITED" and then you commit suicide.
*When someone does something funny you scream "LOLZ!!" out loud and then you say "Hold still, let me press F5."
*You jump off a building trying to blink to the bottom.
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AHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHA THAT IS HILARIOUS good one!
Anyhow
i have another one
When ur not on the internet you play StarCraft because it reminds you of NS
- You're invited to a friend's house, you walk into his messy room and immediately slap him, telling him, 'Secure your hive before the Aliens find out you're here!
- You're lost, and call 911 to, 'Drop a Phase Gate here, nubs, before the Aliens get me!'
- You decide <b>not</b> to call 911 when you're lost, because you know that you'll respawn back at home if you die anyway.
- You knife your friend's sock (A.K.A. Resource Chamber [they look like it, anyways!]) to pieces because you thought, 'It was giving them resources to go Onos.'
- You're killed by a Black Widow that bit you on the lip because you thought it was a Resource Tower and tried to chew it up.
- You think that if you scream really loudly (Primal Scream) in class, everyone will work, sharpen pencils, and finish the test faster
- You see a Scorpion and run away, not for fear of the scorpion, but for fear that is a 'scorpian that hovars without flapping' and enlist the help of a Venus Flytrap to use its vines to attack the scorpian when it's looken the other way
- You wonder why the scorpion killed the Venus Flytrap, then you figured, 'Oh! It had Carspace!'
- You shoot a dog to death with a pistol that was near 3 beehives, and you wonder why it didn't have Carapace
- You someone launches a Smart Bomb, you run away, screaming, 'IT HOVARS WITHOUT FLAPPING!!!''
- You eat food, wondering why it doesn't taste like chewed-up metal and nanites
- You play MechWarrior, and you ban the makers from Natural Selection forums, because it is against the FAQ
- You knew ahead of time that 1.1 was just a hoax
- You jump off the tenth floor of your building,and end up in hospital thinking "Im not supposed to take damage!!!
- You get in a fight and expect red arrows when your opponent hits you
- You draw lil white,yellow and orange halos around your friend's room saying "Don't worry,we got em parasited"
- Wonder why bats don't come around shoting orange mist around you when you get in a gunfight
- Hide behind your couch because 'you saw an Onos on TV'
- Expect your dog to explode any second
- Expect your fat cat to spit out a whole army of Skulks
- You don't wanna clean your house of cobwebs because 'the Gorge webbed the place'
- Expect your fart to be green,corrosive and dangerous
- Try and train bats to 'shoots spikes'
- Get straw and tissue and do the spitball thing,going "The hive has you hah!
- Stand on top of your dog thinking he'll do the Skulk-evator
- Crouch during a brawl thinking you can exploit the hitbox bug
Ehhh...Im not that much of a funny person....but sometimes I dunno why I post such stuff....
guilty, it was funny though, I got pwned.
I got one to play off yours.
*When you step in gum you scream "OMG, PARASITED" and then you commit suicide.
*When someone does something funny you scream "LOLZ!!" out loud and then you say "Hold still, let me press F5."
*You jump off a building trying to blink to the bottom.
*You bunny hop to school.