Worst Games In History

AlienCow

<!--QuoteBegin-BaconTheory+May 29 2005, 09:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BaconTheory @ May 29 2005, 09:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> and none of the games have any sort of story in common. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
They're not supposed to are they? Other than the dude with the gun in the sword, but then I dont know anything about FF and I dislike it too so.....carry on. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Drfuzzy

<!--QuoteBegin-RustySpoon+May 29 2005, 08:25 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (RustySpoon @ May 29 2005, 08:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <img src='http://www.rtv.de/neonpics/game/daikatana.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />'

So far into the thread without this beeing mentioned? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Aww I wanted to post it <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

BlueNovember

AHA!
I finally found it.

<a href='http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/review.html' target='_blank'>http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/review.html</a>
<ul><li>You play as a tractor (wth?)</li><li>...but there's no physics engine</li><li>...so you can't push anthing</li><li>or be affected by gravity</li><li>or walls</li><li>And it crashes</li><li>...constantly</li></ul>
Sales increased after it was reviewed as people could not believe how crap it was.

AlienCow

<!--QuoteBegin-BlueNovember+May 29 2005, 10:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BlueNovember @ May 29 2005, 10:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> AHA!
I finally found it.

<a href='http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/review.html' target='_blank'>http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/review.html</a><ul>
</li><li>You play as a tractor (wth?)
</li><li>...but there's no physics engine
</li><li>...so you can't push anthing
</li><li>or be affected by gravity
</li><li>or walls
</li><li>And it crashes
</li><li>...constantly
</li></ul>Sales increased after it was reviewed as people could not believe how crap it was. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Thats the funniest thing I've ever seen. How would a game like that actually get made ? <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

EDIT: Watch the "Video Review" on gamespot, you have to see this game to believe it...

DrSuredeath

Battlefield 1942.

I can't believe I wasted money on the piece of **** based on the hype.

JediYoshi

<!--QuoteBegin-AlienCow+May 29 2005, 03:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AlienCow @ May 29 2005, 03:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> EDIT: Watch the "Video Review" on gamespot, you have to see this game to believe it... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
<a href='http://www.gamespot.com/xbox/action/robocop/media.html' target='_blank'>Gamespot's Robocop video review</a> is quite humorous as well.

Invader_Scoot

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.

YOU GUYS NEED TO WATCH THAT VIDEO.

<a href='http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/index.html' target='_blank'>http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/index.html</a>

Cereal_KillR

<!--QuoteBegin-AlienCow+May 30 2005, 12:46 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AlienCow @ May 30 2005, 12:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-BlueNovember+May 29 2005, 10:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BlueNovember @ May 29 2005, 10:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> AHA!
I finally found it.

<a href='http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/review.html' target='_blank'>http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/review.html</a><ul>

</li><li>You play as a tractor (wth?)

</li><li>...but there's no physics engine

</li><li>...so you can't push anthing

</li><li>or be affected by gravity

</li><li>or walls

</li><li>And it crashes

</li><li>...constantly

</li></ul>Sales increased after it was reviewed as people could not believe how crap it was. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Thats the funniest thing I've ever seen. How would a game like that actually get made ? <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

EDIT: Watch the "Video Review" on gamespot, you have to see this game to believe it... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Wow I didn't know anything like that existed.

Nil_IQ

<!--QuoteBegin-AlienCow+May 29 2005, 05:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AlienCow @ May 29 2005, 05:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-BlueNovember+May 29 2005, 10:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BlueNovember @ May 29 2005, 10:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> AHA!
I finally found it.

<a href='http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/review.html' target='_blank'>http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/review.html</a><ul>

</li><li>You play as a tractor (wth?)

</li><li>...but there's no physics engine

</li><li>...so you can't push anthing

</li><li>or be affected by gravity

</li><li>or walls

</li><li>And it crashes

</li><li>...constantly

</li></ul>Sales increased after it was reviewed as people could not believe how crap it was. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Thats the funniest thing I've ever seen. How would a game like that actually get made ? <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

EDIT: Watch the "Video Review" on gamespot, you have to see this game to believe it... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ahaahaa, that's comedy gold right there.

Cold_NiTe

<!--QuoteBegin-Nil IQ+May 29 2005, 06:12 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil IQ @ May 29 2005, 06:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-AlienCow+May 29 2005, 05:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AlienCow @ May 29 2005, 05:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-BlueNovember+May 29 2005, 10:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BlueNovember @ May 29 2005, 10:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> AHA!
I finally found it.

<a href='http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/review.html' target='_blank'>http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/review.html</a><ul>



</li><li>You play as a tractor (wth?)



</li><li>...but there's no physics engine



</li><li>...so you can't push anthing



</li><li>or be affected by gravity



</li><li>or walls



</li><li>And it crashes



</li><li>...constantly



</li></ul>Sales increased after it was reviewed as people could not believe how crap it was. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Thats the funniest thing I've ever seen. How would a game like that actually get made ? <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

EDIT: Watch the "Video Review" on gamespot, you have to see this game to believe it... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ahaahaa, that's comedy gold right there. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Jesus Blue, how do you find these things? They play that sort of game on your side of the pond? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

::EDIT::
That was an incredibly hilarious video. But my god. It drives up mountains.

Crono5

<!--QuoteBegin-AnarkiThreeXSix+May 29 2005, 11:05 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AnarkiThreeXSix @ May 29 2005, 11:05 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo--> <a href='http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/index.html' target='_blank'>http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/index.html</a>

i havent played that but, after lookin at the movies/review they have on gamespot... i understand why it got the score it did <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I cracked up for probably 10 minutes watching those videos... Backround music really made it work for some reason XD

I actually want to buy that game, too.

DY357LX

Hugo for the PlayStation

<a href='http://images.google.com/images?q=hugo%20psx&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&tab=wi' target='_blank'>Good God That Game Sucked.</a>

It was like one of those Saturday morning kids tv shows where they'd ring in to try and win a crappy prize. They'd be forced to play a game exactly like Hug but they'd have to shout "LEFT! UP! JUMP!" etc to move the character round the screen.


Worst. Game. Ever.

AllUrHiveRblong2us

That bigrig game doesn't sounds any worse than that game I bought for 21 cents once, it was pretty damned bad.

<img src='http://sambito.net/mullet/images/sigsnstuff/cheapgame.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

DY357LX

Haha AllUrHiveRblong2us, that game looks like it's been marked down in price about 8 times.


I played it myself a while back on Co-Op with a friend.... I shouted "YAY!" down TeamSpeak when it crashed.

AllUrHiveRblong2us

<!--QuoteBegin-The Necroscope+May 29 2005, 07:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (The Necroscope @ May 29 2005, 07:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Haha AllUrHiveRblong2us, that game looks like it's been marked down in price about 8 times.


I played it myself a while back on Co-Op with a friend.... I shouted "YAY!" down TeamSpeak when it crashed. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
An understandable reaction, that is one awful game. An apart from that big rig game it isn't half a game that was released with half the engine missing, this is a full game that just really hurts to play.

X_Stickman

The game for the first Men In Black movie. Wow... That game sucked a lot.

The controls sucked. The camera sucked (it was third person). Even the whole storyline was different (you end up fighting some random guy in a giant robotic suit after tracking him through the artic and a ghost town etc...).

It's not like the storyline is different because it's set after the film, either. You follow J's recruitment (which is utterly different as well, as J chases the alien through a few alleys, up on top of a building, kills him, then gets flashy-thinged by K and wakes up in MiB HQ as far as I can remember), so it's just like an alternative storyline to the film. A storyline full of suck.


A game I remember playing a demo of ages ago (and I loved the demo) was called Outwars... it was a typical human vs aliens squad based 1st/3rd person shooter WITH JETPACKS. Man it was fun. But I seem to recall it doing crap in the sales department.

Petco

<!--QuoteBegin-Invader Scoot+May 29 2005, 04:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Invader Scoot @ May 29 2005, 04:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.

YOU GUYS NEED TO WATCH THAT VIDEO.

<a href='http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/index.html' target='_blank'>http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/index.html</a> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
The <a href='http://forums.gamespot.com/gamespot/show_topics.php?board=919220&page=0' target='_blank'>message boards</a> for the game is really interesting.

Jimmeh

<!--QuoteBegin-Petco+May 30 2005, 01:42 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Petco @ May 30 2005, 01:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Invader Scoot+May 29 2005, 04:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Invader Scoot @ May 29 2005, 04:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.

YOU GUYS NEED TO WATCH THAT VIDEO.

<a href='http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/index.html' target='_blank'>http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/index.html</a> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
The <a href='http://forums.gamespot.com/gamespot/show_topics.php?board=919220&page=0' target='_blank'>message boards</a> for the game is really interesting. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
You're winner!

Kurt

<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->well you see i was thinking if i made a porn and it was based on big rigs the guy would scream im a winner the whole time the girl would stand still frozen like the enemy in big rigs also the guy will fall threw the girl a couple times like the amazing senario in big rigs. so if anyone wants to be in this movie tell me and i will mail you a card that says your a YOU ARE WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
ROFL

IIRC, there was a game called Skydive! or something like that that was pretty bad, too.

DiscoZombie

ultima 9 was horrid, especially since it was the end of an awesome series <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

CommunistWithAGun

<!--QuoteBegin-X Stickman+May 29 2005, 07:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (X Stickman @ May 29 2005, 07:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The game for the first Men In Black movie. Wow... That game sucked a lot.

The controls sucked. The camera sucked (it was third person). Even the whole storyline was different (you end up fighting some random guy in a giant robotic suit after tracking him through the artic and a ghost town etc...).

It's not like the storyline is different because it's set after the film, either. You follow J's recruitment (which is utterly different as well, as J chases the alien through a few alleys, up on top of a building, kills him, then gets flashy-thinged by K and wakes up in MiB HQ as far as I can remember), so it's just like an alternative storyline to the film. A storyline full of suck.


A game I remember playing a demo of ages ago (and I loved the demo) was called Outwars... it was a typical human vs aliens squad based 1st/3rd person shooter WITH JETPACKS. Man it was fun. But I seem to recall it doing crap in the sales department. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
DUDE OUTWAR IS SO OLD! but it was so cool.

CommunistWithAGun

What the hell is that forums obsession with "WINNER"

Kurt

<!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+May 29 2005, 09:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ May 29 2005, 09:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->What the hell is that forums obsession with "WINNER"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I'm assuming the character whose identity you assume in the game shouts "I AM THE WINNER!" or something when you complete a race.

I'm too afraid to locate a copy of the game to find out for myself though. <_<

Chrono

<!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+May 29 2005, 07:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ May 29 2005, 07:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What the hell is that forums obsession with "WINNER" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
<img src='http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2004/reviews/919220_20040114_screen001.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

CommunistWithAGun

<img src='http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2004/reviews/919220_20040114_screen001.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

Breakthrough

<a href='http://forums.gamespot.com/gamespot/show_messages.php?board=919220&topic=21225666&page=0' target='_blank'>O noes</a>

That game looks fun! Driving around rigs... Hell, I'm buying it right now. *starts up car*

CommunistWithAGun

edited out for those who want eyesight

Breakthrough

Blind me, oh <b>CommunistWithAGun</b>!

BulletHead

<img src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v679/Chill02/buddywin.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

for Big Rigs

CommunistWithAGun

<!--QuoteBegin-BulletHead+May 29 2005, 09:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BulletHead @ May 29 2005, 09:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <img src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v679/Chill02/buddywin.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

for Big Rigs <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
That really belongs in my geminosity thread lol