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  • Lt_PatchLt_Patch Join Date: 2005-02-07 Member: 40286Members
    This has to be said...

    Big Brother, and Big Brother 2.

    One only got 4% (BB1), and the other, is the only game to EVER receieve a 0% by 3 major UK PC magazines!

    And I have had the misfortune to have played both.

    From start to finish...

    In 30 mins...

    It took longer to install them, than it did to complete them.

    Think Mario Party, but with no board, no Nintendo characters, just 4 mini-games that last the best part of 3 mins each.

    Then uninstall the thing, and curse the waste of 200 MB, and the inevitable defrag <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
    edited June 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cereal KillR+Jun 1 2005, 05:43 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cereal KillR @ Jun 1 2005, 05:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-MedHead+Jun 1 2005, 02:29 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MedHead @ Jun 1 2005, 02:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I just played the demo recently. It's not that great of a game, and has some questionable physics. I uinstalled it as well, but because of other factors:

    1. The player wears no seatbelt.
    2. The player flies out of the car far too easily, and illogically.
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    These two facts contradict each other. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What? No. The player wears no seatbelt, so he is prone to being thrown from the vehicle. However, many times where he is thrown, he shouldn't: I found several instances where the character seemed to defy physics, since the game intends, in fact, rewards the player for throwing the driver out the window.
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    Blam! Machinehead. From the few times I could ever get it working, it appeared that you were a wman of some sort who drove around a flying motorbike of some sort, doing some sort of things, somewhere, for some reason. It wasn't very good.


    The Italian Job game. Wow. Just not fun, at all.
  • LofungLofung Join Date: 2004-08-21 Member: 30757Members
    edited June 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+May 31 2005, 09:15 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ May 31 2005, 09:15 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Natural-selection: Combat
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    OMG i must agree with u, at lease now.
  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Sub zer0+Jun 1 2005, 09:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sub zer0 @ Jun 1 2005, 09:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> AS i recall there is a sub game of see how far you can make your driver fly out of your car... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    There's several, and i have to admit, they're damn fun, unlike the rest of the game.
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <a href='http://www.planetdaikatana.com/' target='_blank'>http://www.planetdaikatana.com/</a>


    Why does this even exist?
  • Soylent_greenSoylent_green Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11220Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-Liku+May 31 2005, 06:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ May 31 2005, 06:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-esuna+May 31 2005, 06:59 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (esuna @ May 31 2005, 06:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <b>Tresspasser</b>
    While i'm all for giving this fps game credit for being the first game (that i know of) to implement a full physics system (Years before HL2, i might add) and actually add a body you can see to the character you play, it was a terrible game that should never have existed. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The game only lacked content and controls! But yeah, it's pretty bad, but nothing beats killing a raptor in one hit from a baseball bat to the face. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well, a raptor walking into you while you are standing still and holding a random object, and then just dieing for no apparent reason does. No wonder these guys are exctinct.
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+Jun 2 2005, 05:04 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Jun 2 2005, 05:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <a href='http://www.planetdaikatana.com/' target='_blank'>http://www.planetdaikatana.com/</a>


    Why does this even exist? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Because anyone who likes Daikatana has been in forced exile from Planet Earth.
  • SuitePeeSuitePee Join Date: 2004-11-18 Member: 32857Members
    edited June 2005
    <b>Baldur's Gate.</b> (on PC,original one)
    What a horrible sham of an overhyped game.
    Your typical journey goes something like this....

    Big Ogre 1 attacks you.
    Big Ogre 2 attacks you.
    Little Mouse 1-99 attack you.
    Everyone in party dies.

    Or,in a brilliant set piece where you must rely on the luck of having the guards finish him off,QUICKLY:

    Evil Mage casts Fear,Illusion and Super Death Bolt at same time.
    Everyone in party dies.
    Guards kill Evil Mage.

    The only way to make this game playable was to use the uber killer chicken cheat,where uber chickens spawned around you and attacked foes.
    Sadly,this is boring and doesn't work 100%. Worst. Game. Ever. (waste of £40)

    Oh,and the original Theme Park for having more bugs than ur average bug-infested house. <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    You cheat,and you crash. Otherwise you lose within about 20 seconds. Great sequels mind. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    Also,MOH:Frontline. Awful controls.

    P.S- The Sims 2 has no story,it's about managing a family,and is one of the best games ever. It's not a worst game in history,just personally worst for those who can't handle non-violent tasks. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> Up the violence though by burning them all alive! ALL OF THEM! (I'll agree too many exp packs though)
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    I dont think it's the worst game but I really didn't like Homeworld 2. I completed a few missions and then suddenly it became impossible to finish, even with teh entire fleet + mother ship I couldn't kill some base thingy. It was like "Oh we didn't tell, you need to gather most resources on the map after defeating the enemy to be able to complete the next missions, cause the fleet you have follows you tru the whole game, Oopsi!" I had 2 choices
    1. Replay the whole friggin game
    2. Uninstall

    I chose 2.

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    I did like Black & White, teching the creature all mirecals (spelling?) and see him using them for both good and evil, like filling the village store when low on supplies. Also in combat to totaly own the other creature with healing, strength and lightning :o. Sniping the Enemy village with rocks and whatnot was also fun <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> . Best thing I did was grabbing a poisonous mushroom then swiftly went out of my "influation" and dropped it in the enemy village supply, slowly killing em off. Throwing house big creature poop crashing stuff was ... interesting escpecially with the endless supply.

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    As for Shogo, it's really good considering the age. I loved how you could shoot at a limb and actualy se them twitch at that point, and the enormous amount of blood when gibbing/stepping on them.
    I noticed not long ago that if you look at the sky it actualy is a animation, pretty cool.

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    Trespasser, Nothing beats shooting a T-rex with a Heavy machine gun mounted on a jeep.
    Once when a raptor killed me he got impaled by the rifle as it stood up somehow when the raptor tried to jump up on my corpse *TRUE STORY*.
    But I found it bad that you coulkd outrun raptors, T-rex and triceratops without taking damage.
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Svenpa+Jun 2 2005, 12:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Svenpa @ Jun 2 2005, 12:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I dont think it's the worst game but I really didn't like Homeworld 2. I completed a few missions and then suddenly it became impossible to finish, even with teh entire fleet + mother ship I couldn't kill some base thingy. It was like "Oh we didn't tell, you need to gather most resources on the map after defeating the enemy to be able to complete the next missions, cause the fleet you have follows you tru the whole game, Oopsi!" I had 2 choices
    1. Replay the whole friggin game
    2. Uninstall

    I chose 2. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    As far as I'm aware, the developers saw that the "collecting all the resources after the enemy has been defeated" part of the game sucked in Homeworld 1 (where you HAD to collect all the resources before you could continue, I think), so once the level is "won" (i.e. all enemy are destroyed), you go on to the next level and the game counts all the resources on the last level as being collected.

    So going back and collecting all the resources before moving on wouldn't make any difference, as it's done automatically when you win the level.
  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    Yup. However the game now calculates how strong your force is, and makes a suitably large change in the enemy forces for the next mission. Meaning, the stronger you are, the stronger the enemy is.
    Am I the only one who thinks this is... flawed?
  • Sub_zer0Sub_zer0 Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28569Members
    Stalker
    big dog 1 attacks you
    Big gun blows dog 1 up

    big gun blows you up..
  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    edited June 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Sub zer0+Jun 2 2005, 07:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sub zer0 @ Jun 2 2005, 07:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Stalker
    big dog 1 attacks you
    Big gun blows dog 1 up

    big gun blows you up.. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    How can you even say that? the game isn't even flipping OUT yet you <span style='color:white'>Be nice.</span>
  • raz0rraz0r Join Date: 2003-07-24 Member: 18395Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-SuitePee+Jun 2 2005, 12:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SuitePee @ Jun 2 2005, 12:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <b>Baldur's Gate.</b> (on PC,original one)
    What a horrible sham of an overhyped game.
    Your typical journey goes something like this....

    Big Ogre 1 attacks you.
    Big Ogre 2 attacks you.
    Little Mouse 1-99 attack you.
    Everyone in party dies.

    Or,in a brilliant set piece where you must rely on the luck of having the guards finish him off,QUICKLY:

    Evil Mage casts Fear,Illusion and Super Death Bolt at same time.
    Everyone in party dies.
    Guards kill Evil Mage.

    The only way to make this game playable was to use the uber killer chicken cheat,where uber chickens spawned around you and attacked foes.
    Sadly,this is boring and doesn't work 100%. Worst. Game. Ever. (waste of £40)

    Oh,and the original Theme Park for having more bugs than ur average bug-infested house. <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    You cheat,and you crash. Otherwise you lose within about 20 seconds. Great sequels mind. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    Also,MOH:Frontline. Awful controls. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ...


    Whatever you're smoking, it can't be good for you
  • Sub_zer0Sub_zer0 Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28569Members
    Relax fool i was jking

    here ill spell it out

    Stalker = rpg
    Stalker = amazingly good
    stalker= fun

    fool
  • SuitePeeSuitePee Join Date: 2004-11-18 Member: 32857Members
    I must have been smoking something to buy that sham of a game.....
  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    edited June 2005
    <span style='color:white'>Be nice.</span>
  • SwiftSwift Lost Keys Join Date: 2005-02-19 Member: 41683Members, Constellation
    I LIKE MEXICAN TAP WATER
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    edited June 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Sonic+Jun 2 2005, 06:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sonic @ Jun 2 2005, 06:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><span style='color:white'>Snip.</span><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Handbags at 20 paces ladies? Leave the hairnets at home...
  • Sub_zer0Sub_zer0 Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28569Members
    Back to topic

    What really sucks?
    Movie games do ..
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Sub zer0+Jun 2 2005, 01:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sub zer0 @ Jun 2 2005, 01:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Back to topic

    What really sucks?
    Movie games do .. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No one ever puts any work into them. They just rely on the movie license and that ruins the whole thing. I'm tired of stupid movie games. That Harry Potter game comes to mind.
  • Sub_zer0Sub_zer0 Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28569Members
    What happens if they make big rigs into a movie?

    Apocaliptic?

    yeah mvoeis games do suck aside form the ridick game that was rather good
  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    edited June 2005
    LOL

    <a href='http://forums.gamespot.com/gamespot/show_messages.php?board=919220&topic=21263589&page=0' target='_blank'>http://forums.gamespot.com/gamespot/show_m...21263589&page=0</a>

    *edit* Hah the big rig forums are funny as hell

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->if there was a Big Rigs movie......it would not only smash the box office, but outright obliterate it.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    No, it would go right through the box office.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • Sub_zer0Sub_zer0 Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28569Members
    Gotta love there humor
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    I find it generally crappy, with everyone pretending it's good. Oh. Big Rigs is WINNER. haha, that's hilarious.
  • frostymoosefrostymoose Join Date: 2003-09-12 Member: 20799Members
    Everything RARE has made except Goldeneye. Especially donkey kong 64.
  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRblong2us+May 29 2005, 06:00 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRblong2us @ May 29 2005, 06:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> FF7, the gameplay was boring and unoriginal, the characters were exactly the same as any other FF game, and it just annoyed the crap out of me. Plus everybody freaking loves it! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I wholly agree. I dunno why everyone loves it. I don't like any FF game outside of Tactics, really.

    I aso have an addition...Diablo 2! Seriously, what the hell? It's not addicting in the least, the gameplay was boring as hell, and there were no redeeming features for me.
  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Sub zer0+Jun 2 2005, 06:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sub zer0 @ Jun 2 2005, 06:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Back to topic

    What really sucks?
    Movie games do .. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, movie games like Blade Runner.
  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    I never played it, so I'll have to ask whether that's earnest or sarcasm.
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