Top Signs You Are An Addicted To Natural Selection
antdude
Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3141Members
Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3141Members
After reading <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=1&t=17282&st=0' target='_blank'>http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/in...=1&t=17282&st=0</a> thread, I had to start the list! I will start with a sign. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
1. You hear voices in your head (either team).
Edit: Oops, moderator -- please remove "ed" from Addict in my title. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
1. You hear voices in your head (either team).
Edit: Oops, moderator -- please remove "ed" from Addict in my title. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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you're the first to post in a "Top Signs You Are An Addicted To Natural Selection" post. And it's "the reason" (aka Youmakethreadslikethese )
hehe the scene from the movie swordfish comes to mind <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
6. you quickly scan the ceilings when you walk into a room
(Remind me to dig up one of the old pre-release insnanity threads.)
<!--QuoteBegin--lljk_pointy+Dec 23 2002, 11:27 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lljk_pointy @ Dec 23 2002, 11:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->...reason" (aka Youmakethreadslikethese )<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Buy that man a spacebar <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
You sit and pretend you're in the comm chair and play with all the gadgets and buttons in the comm chair, but the comm chair you are sitting in is really a normal 5 dollar chair thats missing a leg.
And then you bring along Star wars figurines and re-enact "That f***ing kickass game you had last night at 2 am in the morning" You even make the voices for them
*in a high pitched voice
"HEllo mr. skulk," "oh hello mr marine" "Im gunna eat you! im gunna eat you!" "noo!" *Zapping lazer gun sounds "aaahh my guts"
And last but not least, you start up a game of Starcraft thinking its ns
"oh hey cool they changed the menu, now it looks like starcraft"
"WOW MY MARINES ARE SOO OBEDIANT!"
"WTF THIS IS IN 2D!"
"WOW MY PING R SOO LEET"
"wtf wheres the arms lab"
"Wheres the observatory"
" HOW CAN I FIND THE HIVE WITHOUT AN OBSERVATORY! AAH"
"wtf...no sentrys?"
Buy that man a spacebar <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
lmao
This post left me in stern concerns about the state of BigBs toilet - I mean, is that white stream of gas there to keep you warm and comfy?
You stick a welder in a friends face when they tear their clothes.
LOL
1a -when you walk, talk, and wear the TSA logo.
1b -act like your favorite alien
2 -you dream of combat situations, tactics, and other things at in-appropriate times.
3 -you belive there is something under your bed with four spiked legs, razor sharp teeth, and a nasty chuckle
4 -you belive that the shaddow that just moved on the ceiling is that of a skulks or lerks.
5 -you dress as a marine or alien on halloween
6 -you wear armor and belive that nanites will stop the bullet
7 -you feel sleepy often/ not at all b/c of the pure caffine injections you've taken to stay awake so that the skulks dont get you when you sleep
8 -you have a poster of the skulk's anatomy on your bedroom wall
9 -you and your friends go paintballing in a "Marine versus Marine" game
10 - You play NS 24/7, all the while flayritus spreads to your pets, familly members, and friends while hiring a nurse to inject stimulants, minerals, and vitamins into your body and get engineers to re-design your living area to include:
a back-up generator
a fridge
a built-in area for your desktop computer
a state-of-the-art computer and sound system with ONLY Natural Secection installed
all built around the toilet chair, a chair and a toilet built in one.
#10 is the most extreme.
AAAAhahahahahaha! good one!
-13: You see a smoking volcano and think "wow, that's one heck of a resource node"
6.8927: You go to church and pray "commander, can I get an HMG and a jetpack?"
53498634: You try and teach your dog to explode.
Square root of -3 : You turn on a flashlight and start glowing.
ROFL! Best one so far.
Uhm ...... wha?
Okay, I think 404 has gone crazy o_o
Yummy