Top Signs You Are An Addicted To Natural Selection

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  • ElricElric Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8448Members
    You can't sleep because you keep dreaming about some neverending game which you can't even get out of by typing exit in the console.

    If only I were kidding =[
  • Rabid_LlamaRabid_Llama Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4340Members
    You run around like the arms-sticking-out-to-the-sides readyroom marines (which I've done <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->)
  • cindows_xpcindows_xp Join Date: 2002-12-18 Member: 11078Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--MMZ>NastyDwarf+Dec 23 2002, 06:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MMZ>NastyDwarf @ Dec 23 2002, 06:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->3. you have dreams about new stratigic moves, and while your commanding you have a hot girl in the cc with u ........... to help you relax while commanding :oP <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Sadly true <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • DocZDocZ Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9831Members
    You look to your right every now and then to check if your gorges put up a D chamber yet.
  • GanjaGanja Join Date: 2002-11-26 Member: 10038Members
    38.637:you see a shooting on tv and wonder when they're gonna fix the alien-marine exploit

    9:When something goes wrong in life you think its a bug and make a note to write to the admins

    5:you see someone moving really fast and call them a 1337 haxxor

    .17:You drop your model kit on the floor and try and order your marines/siblings to build it before the skulks find it
  • antdudeantdude Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3141Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Bytor+Dec 24 2002, 05:30 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Bytor @ Dec 24 2002, 05:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--Error404:+Dec 24 2002, 09:00 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Error404: @ Dec 24 2002, 09:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->You develop a passion for wearing ladies underwear, and have to play NS while wearing your mom's bra and pantyhose.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Uhm ...... wha?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, wha? 404 -- you're loco!
  • Error404Error404 Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9353Members
    You have a dream in which you run around a NS map wearing nothing but your sister's underwear and marine's chasing you.
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    you reply with "yessir" to every question and order....whether that be the commander or your parents asking you about the internet bill.....

    oh yes...and i sure hope that none of the posts on this page are from actual experiences...especially the one about the underwear....shudder..
  • EdcrabEdcrab Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4324Members
    When an annoying person starts talking to you, you desperately wave your arms about trying to get mute to work and eventually resort to testing out the RealLife server's friendly-fire settings...
    You actually consider killing yourself when some fool drops a collection of bricks on your legs. After all, you'll respawn and get home faster...
  • KboTKboT Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9436Members
    How about this one noone has mettioned...
    #(Not sure, insert # here): You play NS 24/7 <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    oh and another one:
    #(032): When you enter a room you think of good Turret placment strats for the room to scure it
  • KboTKboT Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9436Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Silent But Violent+Dec 24 2002, 01:00 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Silent But Violent @ Dec 24 2002, 01:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->You have a marine instead of a turkey for christmas dinner.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Or you have a Skulk of some kind! (Im some Meat eating monster haha)
  • KboTKboT Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9436Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Elric+Dec 24 2002, 01:08 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Elric @ Dec 24 2002, 01:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->You can't sleep because you keep dreaming about some neverending game which you can't even get out of by typing exit in the console.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    How is this a bad thing?! You now gots a neverending excuse to play NS 24/7!!!!
  • SemperFiSemperFi Join Date: 2002-08-02 Member: 1049Members
    you play on christmas day.
  • MMZTheAntiCrustMMZTheAntiCrust Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11503Members
    42 - As you're walking down the halls at school with some friends, you notice a dark corner you never noticed before and actually seriously consider running over there, evolving into a skulk and climbing onto the cieling and violently killing a select administrator or two...

    43 - The only way you realize you cant do #42 is that you look for your resource bar to see if you have enough res and cant find it...

    44 - (Works for all HL games) You try to open your locker/ house door/ car door/ start car/ drink something with your 'use' key.

    45 - You think about binding things... (like bind x cl_writeessay)

    46 - You're walking around and think to yourself "Hey, this is sort of like Natural Selection" (Normal things like doors opening and other people moving around)

    46 - A girl is hitting on you and you dont notice becuase you're trying to come up with the 'ultimate build order'.

    47 - You wonder what your current surroundings would look like in commander mode.

    48 - You look around and start noticing places to drop buildings. (line of sight for turrets etc.)

    49 - You think you need to play something else for a while... so you go to play Counter-Strike... and consistantly hit alternate fire and thinking "GODDAM #$#%&* LAG!!!!" when the menu doesent pop up right away.

    50. You see something you need on the table or floor... and you run over as fast as you can hoping that you get there before it dissapears.


    ALL of these have happened to me... <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Error404Error404 Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9353Members
    You get your girlfriend to dress up as a gorge.
  • LarofeticusLarofeticus Join Date: 2002-10-30 Member: 1764Members
    last night i had a dream where it was nighttime in nothing and i was sleeping in a base in viaduct and these marines (not marine people, but like models) woke me up and came after me with their knives, and i'd kick the **obscenity** but they were freaking hard to knock down into the viaduct... i think they were model hackers grrr!
  • Error404Error404 Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9353Members
    You're playing NS, and suddenly you feel a huge urge to smash your head into your monitor screen and climb inside.
  • AryehAryeh Join Date: 2002-12-23 Member: 11439Members
    You start making bizarre posts like Error404 <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • superninjabeastsuperninjabeast Join Date: 2002-12-18 Member: 11082Members
    My friend saw a guy on a bike out of the corner of his eye and thought it was a sentry turret.
  • GanonnGanonn Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 5691Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Error404: Posted on Dec 24 2002, 06:44 PM
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    You get your girlfriend to dress up as a gorge.
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    Baaahahaha
  • bobthemagicalfishbobthemagicalfish Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6007Members
    you see a manhole with steam coming out of it so you go over and vomit on it and form a little rescoue tower
  • ElvenThiefElvenThief aka Elven Thief (ex. NS Programmer) Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8754Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    edited December 2002
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
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    Error404: Posted on Dec 24 2002, 06:44 PM
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    You get your girlfriend to dress up as a gorge.




    Baaahahaha <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Don't knock the fatteh lovin
  • OWAOWA Join Date: 2002-12-22 Member: 11322Members
    You notice some millitary personelle on the street and have to fight the urge to run over and start biting them.

    And, for all us lerks out there

    You attempt to fly.
  • GuNnErGoDGuNnErGoD Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9443Members
    circle strafe when you get into a fight at school
  • SuperSammoSuperSammo Join Date: 2002-02-21 Member: 231Members
    x+1 You try to weld the air conditioning vents closed at work/school.

    x+2 You go to Mc Donalds and order a turret factory with siege.

    x+3 You have a gorge plush toy to huggle at night.

    x+4a You manage to stick yourself to the roof waiting in ambush.
    x+4b you actually get some poor sucker.

    x+5 Your shrink says you need an outlet for your agression.

    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • antdudeantdude Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3141Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--GuNnErGoD+Dec 25 2002, 06:58 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (GuNnErGoD @ Dec 25 2002, 06:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->circle strafe when you get into a fight at school<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hehe. Or jump around and bite/shoot. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • TerseTerse Join Date: 2002-11-23 Member: 9748Members
    You blink a couple of times.

    You actually reach up and check that your eyelids don't have teeth.
  • Eater1Eater1 Join Date: 2002-12-18 Member: 11106Members
    #sqrt(-1): When you see a fat person you yell at them to start building second hive....
  • TrikkTrikk Join Date: 2002-11-22 Member: 9606Members
    Your girlfriend looks like an Onos.
  • watch_me_diewatch_me_die Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8107Members
    edited December 2002
    - When someone won't do what you're telling them you start screaming that you'll drop a turret factory on their head.

    - You rearrange all the furniture in your house, moving it away from the walls so that "the skulks can't hide behind it". When someone moves it back you shout at them, calling them a "noob comm" and telling them they don't know anything about correct building placement.

    - When attacked by a wild animal you sit down on the ground and start laughing at it because you know that they can't hit crouching marines.

    - When you spot a spider you run away, grab a welder, come back and start welding all the cobwebs you can find.

    - When visiting an observatory you ask if they've upgraded to motion tracking yet.

    And for those who play as skulks too much:
    1) You get arrested for biting people.
    2) You try to rip out your teeth with a pair of pliers to make it easier to see when you're biting someone.
    3) When finally forcibly restrained from biting someone you make some hissing noises and then start screaming that you can see them through the walls.

    <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    [edit] that better trikk? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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