The Next Poster Is ________

GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
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<div class="IPBDescription">An old game brought back to life</div> The rules are simply

Each person enacts the role given him/her by the previous poster preferably in a humorous way, then tells what the next poster will be.

Ex.

poster 1: The next poster is Jar Jar Binks

Poster 2: Meesa go BOOM!!!

The next poster is the marine commander on a caffeine high.
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  • InfinitumInfinitum Anime Encyclopedia Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1111Members, Constellation
    ohyouwantsomeheavyarmourandheavymachinegun?WellIgotyourgoddamnmachinegun,I'mgonnastickitupontheroofwhereyou'llneverbeabletogetit.HOWABOUTTHAT?!HUH?!MAYBEIDON'TLIKEBEINGCONSTANTLYYELLEDAT!IGIVEYOUSHITANDYOUJUSTRUNOFFANDIEINSTANTLY!WHENIASKFORASTRUCTURETOBEBUILTYOUJUSTWANDEROFFTOGETOWNEDAGAIN.WELLI'MSORRY.NOMOREUPGRADESFORANYONE!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHFEARMEMARINES,FORIAMYOUANGRYWRATHFULGOD!



    Thenextposterwill be: German Gestapo interoggating someone for his mikrofilm (Talk like: Var iz ze mikrofilm?!)
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  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    Vie hav vays of dealing wiz people like you! Now I vill ask you only once! Var is zie mikrofilm? I'f you fail to anzer ze queztion I may have to make it wery inconvinient for you to valk!


    The next poster will be: An american drill Sargeant at boot camp!
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  • AngelusAngelus Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10810Members, Constellation
    GET THOSE BOOTS SHINING SOLDIER!!!

    the next poster will be: a mod who will lock this thread <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    edited February 2003
    Spyder Monkey: <span style='color:red'>***LOCKED***</span>
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    Ninja Monkeh!
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    The Next Poster: A Skulk tied to a onos...
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  • The_Holy_GreyThe_Holy_Grey Join Date: 2002-12-17 Member: 10977Members
    ahhm.

    TrRramble Before My Might, For Thy Hast Sinned !!!! Damn Be This Thread To The Realm Of The LOCKED !!!!

    next one will be: a person decided to become the 6th gorge of his team and is being flamed hard by his teammates
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  • InfinitumInfinitum Anime Encyclopedia Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1111Members, Constellation
    I'm a skulk, tied to an onos. This doesn't even make sense. *leaps* Yep. Still stuck. Perhaps if I.... *xenocide* *kills onos*


    Next poster is: Pauly Shore
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  • SkulkBaitSkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members
    edited February 2003
    --due to the mistake above, i will try to be pauly shore, who has just become the sixth gorge on the team--

    Hey buaahdy, its my game and I can do what I want! I can even make it into one of my terrible movies buaaaahdy!

    --sorry, it didn't work as well as I planned--

    The next poter will be: A constapated gorge being played by Bob.
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  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    heh heh heh im nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn bob and i am teh fiifth gor...nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...ge on my team and im not getting fla...nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...med. nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-ahhhhhhhhhh

    next poster will be The onos that skulk was tied to
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  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    BRAWWWRRRRR, I'm gonna trample all you 'rines into pudding. Why is this skulk tied to muh horn-udder ?

    Get off!!

    no....no...nooooooooooooo..... <boom>

    the next poster will be: a marine that got a turret built on him (he's stuck)
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    edited February 2003
    doh, I lose
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  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    uhh comm... if you didnt want me going rambo on ya...umm... ill just stay here and ...uhh... guard this area huh comm? ok, ill just stay right here and guard...

    the next poster is the comm who placed the turret
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    This will be my greatest creation!!!! The Amazing Turret Man! I can bring him on teh road, and charge 10 cents a gander.


    The next poster is: George Lucas, trying to convince Flayra to allow him to use Kharaa in Star Wars 3: The Crap Continues.
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  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    I really need some content here. And this bacteria of evil is the best thing for the next big bad dark side character. Imagine the possibilities of a creature formed purely from dark energy. It would be an amazing light saber battle filled with epic music again!!!!

    fwoom, zoom, fwoom, fwoom fwoom, "I am your father....", "NOooooooooo!!!! You're not my father", fwoom, fwoom

    <continue light saber noises for 20 minutes>

    the next poster shall be: flayra telling lucas just how much this is going to cost him
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  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    uhh... sorry Mr Lucas, i can't count above $1 billion

    Next poster will be a representative from Disney who want to adapt the NS idea into a new cartoon: Beauty and the Fade
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  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    edited February 2003
    This movie will portray the lighter side of Fadey, the side that likes to dance and sing and make *heart shaped* acid bombs. Basically a Frontiersmen female gets transported over to a ship in the middle of an acid bomb attack and bursts out into song for no apparent reason. The song is so beautiful that Fadey backstabs all his friends so that he and Isabella can live on the ship in harmony singing songs for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

    Totally believable right ?

    the next poster shall be: a 1337 h4x0r commenting about how much of a n00b everyone else in a losing game is.
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  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    OMG i pwned U all! Im so L33t! U all Suxor! u N00bs! im so gr8! im so- *CHOMP*

    the next poster will be: a n00b who has never read the manual and cannot figure out how to bring up the 'buy weapons' screen...
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  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    WTF! this game suxxxxx! i cant buy weapons!!!11 let me buy guns!

    Next poster is: A shirtless chinese 16-year old, after his 8th cup of coffee.
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  • MartMart Origin of SUYF Join Date: 2002-02-26 Member: 248Members
    *G.I.R Voice.*

    WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! I'M NAKED!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

    *Normal Voice.*

    The next poster will be: A random girl who's stumbled upon the NS forums by mistake and is wondering what the hell is going on.
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  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    *G.I.R Voice.*

    WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! I'M NAKED!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! NO TOUCHIE!!!!!!!!!


    Next poser... poster is: A fat, balding man who realized he amounts to nothing and is now buying and sending Flayra candy pairs of panties in hopes of luring him into sending him V1.1 before release.
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  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    mmm..this underwear may not be enough to bribe Flayra into letting me have 1.1...i know! instead of sending him useless clothes he will never wear (maybe on sundays <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->) i will donate all my life savings!

    <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=1&t=24148&hl=' target='_blank'>here!</a>
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  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    .....


    <since supernorn forgot to add a line saying who the next poster is, i assumed he *meant* the next poster to be "nothing", there you go>

    the next poster shall be: that little marine with the gun clickable smile ( <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> ) wondering why nothing he shoots at ever dies.
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  • AngelusAngelus Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10810Members, Constellation
    <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> "huh, why isnt this **** gun working??? DIE SKULK DIE!!" <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo-->

    the next poster will be: the skulk i am trying to shoot
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    Bahaha. I do not die. *chuckle*

    The next poster is trying to salsa dance on the head of a pin.
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  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    and.... one-tw--AHHAHHHH!

    The next poster is an Onos that was built on.
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    NO NO NO! It's one-two-three-spin, you're doing it wrong! Lemme show you! [charge]


    The next poster has ants in his pants.
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  • LucidLucid Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10534Members, Constellation
    yo comm drop me a can of raid STAT! before i become an ant farm with armor

    the next poster will be someone trying to bite his/her own ear
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  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    arms..trapped..under..heavy..machinery..and..OH NO! i need to scratch my ear!..argh! its unbearable!..must...bite..ea-ARRRRGH! its bleeding! its bleeding! ARGH!

    the next poster will be: a llama gorge
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  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    you n00bs should be thanking me. Now that I've built sensory chambers on all our other gorges we'll know when someone is about to attack them. If you'll excuse me I'm going to go save for 2nd hive before I build resource nodes.


    the next person shall be: A frustrated player that always dies while gestating to fade. Going on a rant of uber frustration.
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  • James_H4xwellJames_H4xwell Join Date: 2002-12-25 Member: 11518Members
    *fade* OMG JOO n00bS l00k 4T TEH SCORE I PWNZ JOO SO WEN I JEST4TE IN FRONT OF THE MARINE SPAWN I EXPECT YOU TO PROTECT ME JEZUS U STUPID MORONS IF I SAY PROTECT ME PROTECT ME OMG IM SO MUCH BETTER THAN YALL YOU COULD AT LEAST PROTECT ME WHEN I TRY TO GESTATE IN FRONT OF MARINE SPAWN CUZ ONLY NOOBS EGG IN THE HIVE AND HAVE TO WALK ALL THE WAY TO MARINE SPAWN
    *random marine* you know you can use blink, and please use team chat.
    *fade* whats blink?

    The next poster will be invader zim playing natural-selection (not very well)
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  • LucidLucid Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10534Members, Constellation
    omg, i am invader zim and I'm playing natural selection. I'm not playing very well though. h4x.

    the next poster will be a humped armory
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