Yo man....whas hhhaaaaapppppeeeeeennnnnniiinnnggg???
Hey man, wanna try something totally outragous? Go ahead, such on this shoulder hooka. Acid rocket? Nah man thats the finest shisha in all the TSA meeeannn.
Man, Smoke hash , don't slash.... that's my motto.
next person is an ugly gorge hitting on that hot fatty gorge.
Where is the command for talk? Commander, can I have a brief description of why we are fighting please? What is this, a gun? COmmander, can I have a flower please.
Oh, what a cute little piggy creature. Look, little things are coming out of its mouth....
'K, hang on... I gotsh comm... oop, fell off chair, hang on... okay, I'm in! WOOOOO!!!!!
Wha? You wan' spawng portalsh? Oookay, you cang spwawns youselffs? Okay, here... clicky... clikcy... oh, on the FLOOR, okay, clicky.. no, there... okay, theresh your spawn portal. Why'd you stand ri' where I wannened to put it?
Man, I gotta pee, you guysh can hold the baseh for a few minutesh wiffout anyfing elsh, right? k hang on...
NO! i didn't order you to move, AAAARRRGGHGGGHH did i tell you to attack STOP IT STOP IT! STAND STILL AND DON'T GO THAT WAY AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
the next poster will be the hive mind making a rap song <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> - just had to bring back the starcraft easter egg
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Kiki the ferret<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> from the sluggy comic ??
<!--QuoteBegin--Dirty Harry Potter+Mar 1 2003, 10:35 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dirty Harry Potter @ Mar 1 2003, 10:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Kiki the ferret<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> from the sluggy comic ?? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> <i>How many other ferrets named Kiki do you know?</i>
*begin bass beat - dum pssh da dum pssh dum pssh da dum pssh*
<!--QuoteBegin--Redford+Mar 2 2003, 11:22 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Redford @ Mar 2 2003, 11:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What do you MEAN we don't have money in the budget for more siege turrets?!
The next poster is: Greedo386. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Im a white stick with a circle head. (his avatar)
Ya sure why not... wait.... did you say, <i>VALVE</i>! Nonononononono....... it's my game, you can't take it, and besides you'll never get around to finishing Quake 2.
the next poster will be: a skulk hiding above a doorway about to jump on a group of marines and forgetting that they had motion tracking.
Marik_SteeleTo rule in hell...Join Date: 2002-11-20Member: 9466Members
Skulk: Heh heh heh...they have no idea I'm waiting for them. They have no idea how hopeless they are. I wonder which one I should bite first. No, wait, how about I drop on the head of one of them and bite down? NO, wait, even better, what if I <i>leap</i>straight down onto one's head and drive right through the sucker! Yeah, that'd be great. And first I'd spam chuckle just to embarrass them. No, one chuckle would be scarier. Wait, if I chuckled first it'd give away my position, I'll chuckle on my way down. Or maybe I should just concentrate on biting all of them once I --
Marine with shotty: <b><i>Blam.</b></i>
The next poster is...Ninj4, from the NS ideas & suggestion forums, admitting that yes, he is, in fact, a psychology major from an Ivy League university who is conducting research on how people react to controversial "ideas" when they have the anonymity of the internet.
Or if you want an easier one, Saddam Hussein upon hearing that his most top secret base has been...GORGE RUSHED!
<!--QuoteBegin--Marik_Steele+Mar 2 2003, 10:07 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik_Steele @ Mar 2 2003, 10:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Skulk: Heh heh heh...they have no idea I'm waiting for them. They have no idea how hopeless they are. I wonder which one I should bite first. No, wait, how about I drop on the head of one of them and bite down? NO, wait, even better, what if I <i>leap</i>straight down onto one's head and drive right through the sucker! Yeah, that'd be great. And first I'd spam chuckle just to embarrass them. No, one chuckle would be scarier. Wait, if I chuckled first it'd give away my position, I'll chuckle on my way down. Or maybe I should just concentrate on biting all of them once I --
Marine with shotty: <b><i>Blam.</b></i>
The next poster is...Ninj4, from the NS ideas & suggestion forums, admitting that yes, he is, in fact, a psychology major from an Ivy League university who is conducting research on how people react to controversial "ideas" when they have the anonymity of the internet.
Or if you want an easier one, Saddam Hussein upon hearing that his most top secret base has been...GORGE RUSHED! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Yes, I'm sorry, I'm not really that dumb. Had you going, though, didn't I?
Marik_SteeleTo rule in hell...Join Date: 2002-11-20Member: 9466Members
Kharaa 1: Duuuude...you know that sister of yours? She is one goood-looking --
Kharaa 2: She's a gorge.
Kharaa 1: I know, man, but if only I could --
Kharaa 2: Okay, let me say this again. She's an UGLY gorge. Stupid, too. Always frothing at the mouth and stuff, and my guess is that the only reason she chooses to be a gorge is so she can use the excuse "I'm making bacteria for the next structure!" Please.
Kharaa 1: DUDE! She drools all over the place too?
Kharaa 2: Yeah, sort of like you at the moment. You're acting real weird compared to normal --
Kharaa 1: Dude, she drools all over the place. That's so awesome! Hey, got any munchies?
Kharaa 2: What are you <i>on?</i>
The next poster is a volunteer to the TSA research and development department, testing the 1st release candidate of a new "anti-skulk" perfume.
Researcher: Our tests indicate that skulks have very attuned senses, so strong flavors and scents should be almost painful for them. This perfume is based on Tabasco sauce... *spritz spritz*
Volunteer: AAAAAAA DEAR GOD MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
Marik_SteeleTo rule in hell...Join Date: 2002-11-20Member: 9466Members
(thanks for keeping the game going)
Marine: Hey, commander! Res tower at my position!....Yeah, um, you can hear me, right? Can anyone on the team hear me over voice comm? ..... Okay, I guess they're not using voice comm or something's wrong with my mike. (Looks at watch) Sheesh, nothing happening around here. Could be worse, at least the aliens haven't parasited me. ..... YO COMM! OVER HERE! We've got enough res to build, why on earth... ah well. (Sits down, props LMG up against wall and drops pistol next to it.) If only I'd brought that pack of cards with me. A good game of solitaire wouldn't be so bad. ... Hmm, I wonder what the gas from these nozzles smells like (takes a whiff) ka-<i>choo!</i> Okay, I've got to remember not to do that again. .... I wonder if this tabasco perfume 2.0 actually tastes decent (Licks own arm) Ugh. I must really be bored. Doesn't taste half bad, though.
(Skulk enters the room, sees marine licking own arm)
Marine: Uh...hi there! (sees that he's placed gun too far away, and pretends to nibble on own arm) Tasty stuff, eh? (Skulk walks closer, slowly) Woah! Wait a second, I meant, um, uh, I'm on your side! See? (Pretends to bite own foot) See? I'm a skulk like you!
(Skulk stares at him in complete puzzlement, shakes head, and walks off)
Marine: Why won't this comm <i>build</i> already?
The next poster is: that skulk who just walked off
It's getting so they'll let ANYBODY into our species these days.
The next poster is this smiley: <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
Marik_SteeleTo rule in hell...Join Date: 2002-11-20Member: 9466Members
Fish: AAAH!!! Big winged sharp-toothed thingy in water! Must...swim...away......what the...you don't know how to swim one bit, do you? How the heck did you fly into my wet, wet home?
Lerk: I've got an inner ear imbalance, ok?
The next poster is: A hopeful skulk trying to pass the entrance exam into Overwhelming Nefarious Oaf of Scary-ness (ONOS) training school.
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next person will be a skulk with the hiccups.
*Hiccup* Banged across mess hall
*hiccup* thrown into cargo bay
*hiccup* dropped into the hands of an HA
darn...
*hiccup* the skulk and the HA slam against the blukhead, knocked out
the next poster is a hippy fade.
Hey man, wanna try something totally outragous? Go ahead, such on this shoulder hooka. Acid rocket? Nah man thats the finest shisha in all the TSA meeeannn.
Man, Smoke hash , don't slash.... that's my motto.
next person is an ugly gorge hitting on that hot fatty gorge.
What? A skulk on the other side of the map... er, station... needs healing? No, I understand, it's cool. Some other time, then? Okay, or not....
<i>****, I knew those Subway sandwiches were trouble! I only weigh 300 pounds - what self-respecting phattie gorge would want THIS?</i>
The next poster is a lerk with an inner ear imbalance.
Lerk killed himself with worldspawn
The next poster is a gorge on a lerk lift.
Next poster is a victim of a massive gorge rush.
The next poster is a pacifist playing NS.
Oh, what a cute little piggy creature.
Look, little things are coming out of its mouth....
*babbler pwned*
The next poster will be a drunken commander
Wha? You wan' spawng portalsh? Oookay, you cang spwawns youselffs? Okay, here... clicky... clikcy... oh, on the FLOOR, okay, clicky.. no, there... okay, theresh your spawn portal. Why'd you stand ri' where I wannened to put it?
Man, I gotta pee, you guysh can hold the baseh for a few minutesh wiffout anyfing elsh, right? k hang on...
Next poster is Strong Bad playing gorge.
*enger the HA*
holy craaaaap!
The next poster is TSA marine bubs.
The next poster is Kiki the ferret rushing a marine base.
the next poster will be a commander that doesn't understand that his marines are real people
the next poster will be the hive mind making a rap song <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> - just had to bring back the starcraft easter egg
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Kiki the ferret<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> from the sluggy comic ??
<i>How many other ferrets named Kiki do you know?</i>
*begin bass beat - dum pssh da dum pssh dum pssh da dum pssh*
....
glorp
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The next poster will be Bill Clinton.
The next poster is: Greedo386.
The next poster shall be an unfinished can of mountain dew wondering if it's "the cans fault"
<span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>This post has been edited by <b>Greedo386</b> on Mar 2 2003, 02:35 AM </span>
The next poster is: Greedo386. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Im a white stick with a circle head. (his avatar)
The next poster: A "turreNt"
The next poster is: A CS player comparing the AWP to the pistol of NS.
The next poster is John Carmack several years ago, upon being asked whether he'll OK licensing the Quake engine over to Valve
the next poster will be: a skulk hiding above a doorway about to jump on a group of marines and forgetting that they had motion tracking.
Marine with shotty: <b><i>Blam.</b></i>
The next poster is...Ninj4, from the NS ideas & suggestion forums, admitting that yes, he is, in fact, a psychology major from an Ivy League university who is conducting research on how people react to controversial "ideas" when they have the anonymity of the internet.
Or if you want an easier one, Saddam Hussein upon hearing that his most top secret base has been...GORGE RUSHED!
Marine with shotty: <b><i>Blam.</b></i>
The next poster is...Ninj4, from the NS ideas & suggestion forums, admitting that yes, he is, in fact, a psychology major from an Ivy League university who is conducting research on how people react to controversial "ideas" when they have the anonymity of the internet.
Or if you want an easier one, Saddam Hussein upon hearing that his most top secret base has been...GORGE RUSHED! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yes, I'm sorry, I'm not really that dumb. Had you going, though, didn't I?
The next poster is an alien pothead.
Kharaa 2: She's a gorge.
Kharaa 1: I know, man, but if only I could --
Kharaa 2: Okay, let me say this again. She's an UGLY gorge. Stupid, too. Always frothing at the mouth and stuff, and my guess is that the only reason she chooses to be a gorge is so she can use the excuse "I'm making bacteria for the next structure!" Please.
Kharaa 1: DUDE! She drools all over the place too?
Kharaa 2: Yeah, sort of like you at the moment. You're acting real weird compared to normal --
Kharaa 1: Dude, she drools all over the place. That's so awesome! Hey, got any munchies?
Kharaa 2: What are you <i>on?</i>
The next poster is a volunteer to the TSA research and development department, testing the 1st release candidate of a new "anti-skulk" perfume.
Volunteer: AAAAAAA DEAR GOD MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
the next poster will be: A marine waiting 5 minutes for the commander to find him and drop a resource tower at his location.
Marine: Hey, commander! Res tower at my position!....Yeah, um, you can hear me, right? Can anyone on the team hear me over voice comm? ..... Okay, I guess they're not using voice comm or something's wrong with my mike. (Looks at watch) Sheesh, nothing happening around here. Could be worse, at least the aliens haven't parasited me. ..... YO COMM! OVER HERE! We've got enough res to build, why on earth... ah well. (Sits down, props LMG up against wall and drops pistol next to it.) If only I'd brought that pack of cards with me. A good game of solitaire wouldn't be so bad. ... Hmm, I wonder what the gas from these nozzles smells like (takes a whiff) ka-<i>choo!</i> Okay, I've got to remember not to do that again. .... I wonder if this tabasco perfume 2.0 actually tastes decent (Licks own arm) Ugh. I must really be bored. Doesn't taste half bad, though.
(Skulk enters the room, sees marine licking own arm)
Marine: Uh...hi there! (sees that he's placed gun too far away, and pretends to nibble on own arm) Tasty stuff, eh? (Skulk walks closer, slowly) Woah! Wait a second, I meant, um, uh, I'm on your side! See? (Pretends to bite own foot) See? I'm a skulk like you!
(Skulk stares at him in complete puzzlement, shakes head, and walks off)
Marine: Why won't this comm <i>build</i> already?
The next poster is: that skulk who just walked off
It's getting so they'll let ANYBODY into our species these days.
The next poster is this smiley: <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
The next poster is a species of fish trying to dodge a lerk
Lerk: I've got an inner ear imbalance, ok?
The next poster is: A hopeful skulk trying to pass the entrance exam into Overwhelming Nefarious Oaf of Scary-ness (ONOS) training school.