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  • BioHazBioHaz Join Date: 2002-02-18 Member: 226Members
    edited March 2003
    The Previous Poster almost gets it... whilst the next poster feeding off his brains!
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  • Mr_HeadcrabMr_Headcrab Squee!~ Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9392Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--BioHaz+Mar 15 2003, 04:37 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BioHaz @ Mar 15 2003, 04:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ... whilst the next poster feeding off his brains! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    /me eats BioHaz's brain/

    Yummy


    Next poster is: A TSA sceintist trying to figure out how such a big grenade comes out such a tiny barrel on the GL
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  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    incredible

    have you ever seen anything like it?

    why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

    the next poster is Flayra getting annoyed af lots of n00bs pm-ing him about 1.1 and whether the turre<b>n</b>ts will be more powerful
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  • masterswordmanmasterswordman Join Date: 2002-12-21 Member: 11303Members
    //You killed the thread
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  • Mr_HeadcrabMr_Headcrab Squee&#33;~ Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9392Members, Constellation
    Flayra: Ah what a great day! let see how the forums are on this fine afternoon

    email1: \/\/|-|3|23 |5 /\/\4|-| |\|3\/\/ \/3|25|0|\|!!!!11!!!1!!!


    Flayra: Gah! It Burns!!!

    /message deleted

    email2: !>@#>^$?$@#>>?>

    Flayra: ...wha?

    /message de1337ed

    Email2: hahaha, i an the lord of teh bugs! give mah a list of all bugs in 1.1 or DIE A HORRIBLE HORRI---

    /message deleted/

    Flayra: ... It cant get any worse than this...

    Email3: Dear Flayra, I wnat to bear your children

    Flayra: Hey, some babe wants some quality time with my good friend Pete.

    Email3: True, im currently incarcerated at Rykers Island, but my manly live burns for your stronger than any metal bar..

    Flayra: ...AAAAAHHHHH!!!! ITS GOTTA BE A DREAM /Flayra pinches himself/ ow, GAH! ITS REAL!!! /flayra cowers in the corner, in a fetal position , surrounded by armed bodygaurds (all female and hot)

    (apologies for anyone offended)

    Next poster is: A mine's last thoughts
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  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    edited March 2003
    look at that pretty red beam.

    thats mine that is.

    ...

    look at that pretty red beam

    *acid rocket*

    that's mi- BOOM

    [edit] whoops...


    the next poster is an onos playing TFC

    [/edit]
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  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    Damn, i cant conc jump up the lift on 2fort..

    Next poster is a scout, with only a crowbar, behind the onos, trying to conc up the lift with charge.
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  • Gimpy_Doodly_DooGimpy_Doodly_Doo Join Date: 2003-03-15 Member: 14521Members
    edited March 2003
    scout: thwak i dont care ur dead, hahahaha
    onos: ur kidding, right?
    next is the comand chair after a very fat gut named bubba sat in it <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • BioHazBioHaz Join Date: 2002-02-18 Member: 226Members
    edited March 2003
    No Bubba, get off me, you're leaving an **** grove! Your runing a dream that a female commander might ever sit on me. Common, get off, comm chairs have feelings too...

    And what is that!?!? IS that CORN!? And one last thing...

    WHAT THE HECK IS UNPLACEABLE PUNGIENT ODER?!?


    The next poster is me!
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  • BioHazBioHaz Join Date: 2002-02-18 Member: 226Members
    How bizzare is that?? Im stunned. Maybe you should all look deeply into your soulfa and wonder how this quirk of reality came to be...


    The next poster Kusanagi-Kun.
    <i>(Think Onegai Teacher)</i>
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  • NumbersNotFoundNumbersNotFound Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7556Members
    I am Kusanagi-Kun, hail me.

    The next poster is Dan Rather reporting the world's first Onos mauling. Or perhaps an Onos rodeo.
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  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    Hi, im dan rather and im reporting on the world's first Onos mauling. Or perhaps an Onos rodeo.

    the next poster is a HWGUY playin NS
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  • masterswordmanmasterswordman Join Date: 2002-12-21 Member: 11303Members
    DIE ONOS WA HA HA HA **DEAD**

    The next poster is somebody that wants' to get his post count up
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  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    Hello



    The next poster is an Onos enjoying the beautiful day outside.
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  • Gimpy_Doodly_DooGimpy_Doodly_Doo Join Date: 2003-03-15 Member: 14521Members
    Onos: What a nice day. look at the scenery. look at all the people without ammo <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> *charge*
    Marines: Ouieeeee!!!!
    Onos Oh that ruined it, it is raining... TSA guts <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    the next poster is a poodle being recruted for the TSA
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  • p4Samwisep4Samwise Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10831Members
    Le woof. Le woof woof.


    The next poster is an entire marine team cowering in fear of the single lerk in their vent.
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  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    OMG!! Its coming after us!! Stick together, there is safety in numbers. OMG, it just got the commander, we need a new commander!!

    THe next poster is The talking fade in my room from my hallucenations which happen becasue of lack of sleep.....
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  • BioHazBioHaz Join Date: 2002-02-18 Member: 226Members
    Skulk: "Dude where are the freakin cheetos?"
    Burr: "In the kitchen, sheesh..."
    Fade: "Hey, grab me a dew while your at it"
    Burr: "No darnit, thats my last one! You take it, I kill you!"
    Fade: "Oh yeah, I challenge that... roll to see if you kill me, pathetic human..."
    *Burr rolls to see if he kills fade. Burr rolls a 99*
    Burr: "Well crap!"
    Hive Mind DM: "Critical failure Marine... it seems that trying to shoot the fade, you held the gun backwards and blew your own arm off."
    Fade: "Muwahahahaha!"
    Skulk: "HA - HA!"
    Burr: "You guys suck..."


    The next poster suddenly wakes up to find himself inside the NS game as a Marine.
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  • TalnoyTalnoy Join Date: 2003-01-04 Member: 11779Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    *shoots up in bed* AHHHHHHHH!!!

    "lets move out!"

    WTH!? how did i get here? (comm) "hurry up and move you n00b i gave you the wp!"

    ?! im in ns OMG kool!!!!!

    **CHOMP**
    **CHOMP**

    dead marine

    next guy is a guy that is in heavy armor that is jacked up on speed <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    Hell yeah, you cant **** with me, i am the daddy!

    Come on skulk wulky mulky pulky's, bring it on

    Hey Mr.Onos! You got any more of that speed?

    Yeah ill show you speed.. *Charges*

    Next poster is a siege cannon.
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  • KuronekoKuroneko Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7184Members, Constellation
    <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> BOOM! CHAMBER GO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! BOOMIDY BOOMIDY!!! FADE! GAH! BLIMEY! ::CRASH:: ::TEAR:: GWARR!

    the next poster will be an offspring of an Onos and a Marine....
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  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    MOOOOMMM!!!

    All the kids at school make fun of me!!!

    RAAWWRR!!!

    But dad don't let me beat them up, says it ain't nice.

    Ra-rawr.

    Well, no, he never said nothing about sitting on them.


    The next poster is the head of a conspiracy so that he and all his co-conspirators obtain Flayra's DNA to each bear Flayra's children
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  • VashVash Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8333Members
    Alright, it's time to execute operation ObtainflayrasDNAandtrytoreadthenameofthisoperation. Red team, hide in his closet. Blue team, wait inside the toilet! We have laid glass all over his floor...as soon as he wakes up, both teams rush in and collect a sample. Now, maintain radio silence...

    He's up! GO! GO! GOGOGOGOGO!!!

    Flayra: WTH IM BEING H4XED

    ...

    YES!!! WE HAVE OBTAINED THE DNA! Now, since we are all men, we must now devise a way for us to bear children...Looks like were gonna have some **** babies...

    The next poster is a skulk that picks fights with Onos cuz he thinks he is an Onos himself (or herself)
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  • tbZBeAsttbZBeAst Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12755Members
    MEDPACK SPAM PLZ!!! actually, comm, do you have a charcoal biscuit you could drop?

    *crunch*

    The next poster will be a nub comm who doesn't know how to drop his trousers, much less buildings or equipment...
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  • Mr_HeadcrabMr_Headcrab Squee&#33;~ Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9392Members, Constellation
    edited March 2003
    Woah, what is tihs? OMG!!! tihs is s00 kewl, i can see everything! Whats with the woman cussing at me? build? build what? wheres the Com at?

    /n00b is ejected/

    that was cool

    /noob is surrounded by 3 onoi, who promptly play "paralize the idiot" followed by a rousing game of "n00bCom Football"


    Next poster is: The counterattack by Flayra against his DNA theves
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  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    /me gathers all playtesters by his side

    FREEDOM!!

    *massive amounts of toothpicks are sent through the air*

    The next poster is the hive mind jacked into the net.
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  • BioHazBioHaz Join Date: 2002-02-18 Member: 226Members
    Look at all the porn! And im a giant testicle, this is the life!
    But, I have no hands... noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!



    The next poster is a PC gamer being studied by the Crock Hunter guy
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  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    edited March 2003
    "Lookit this one! 'e a real beaut, 'e is! Must be close to three hundred pounds!"
    "Hey.. what the hell are you doing in my room? Get out of here!"
    "Now, we gotta be <i>really</i> careful around these blokes. They may not look like much, but they're <i>very</i> territorial. Mostly they live off cahbonated drinks an' cheap corn-based snacks. Watch what happens when I take this 'un's last Bawls, an' throw it out the window!"
    "You... did NOT just do that."
    "Oi, watch out.. get back! Looks like 'e might chahge!"
    <sound of close-to-three-hundred-pounds landing square on a moron>
    "Crikey!"
    <fury-filled-fist-hitting-face noises>
    "Oi! Ow! Li'l 'elp 'ere- OW! -guys?"
    "YOU SONUVA*****!! WHAT THE **** DID YOU DO THAT FOR YOU *****?!"
    "'elp!"


    The next poster is the floor of said PC gamer's room. ^_^
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  • tbZBeAsttbZBeAst Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12755Members
    I......AM......AWARE!

    Boy do I stink!


    the next poster is "that donce voiceover person"
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  • Ph0enixPh0enix Join Date: 2002-10-08 Member: 1462Members, Constellation
    Whens SC2 coming out so I can get some proper work ?

    The next poster is: Flayra, gaving his acceptance speech at the Oscar for best game ever.
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