"Scr3w j00 !!! DAMN GORg3 BLocKed mE #$%#^ j00 H4X n00b !!!!1 I was TYPING !!!!1111 j00 sux0rzz I'm ADMIN an this's MY S3RV3R an 1'm g3ttin ur arse Bann3d !!!1 who's coming to play CS ?"
next one will be an unfortunate onos who tried to enter a vent and got all his front side stuck inside it. he also hears some suspicious metalic bootsteps coming beyond him.
*onos* uh team? bakup plz. *skulk* where are you *onos* uh.. im.... uh........ *skulk* DAMMNIT DID U GET STUCK IN A VENT AGAIN? *onos* OH JEEZE JUST HURRY UP AND HELP ME THEIR PRODDING ME IN THE ****, O JEEZE NOT THERE AGHGGHHHGHRRRHGHGGGRRHHRH!!!!!!11one The next poster will be somone who knifed an onos 1v1 then gets parasited to death.
AllUrHiveRblong2usBy Your Powers Combined...Join Date: 2002-12-20Member: 11244Members
WTH??!?!?!?!?!!!!!1111 First the vent, now this?!!!!111 Why does this keep happening to me?
The next poster will be: the founder of the environmental organisation "Save the Kharaa" trying to plead his case to the Fronteirsmen on the front lines.
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and the next poster will be the marine riding the onos, in the bumper cars mod.
Quickly Robin to the bat cave! *Rolls behind fallen debris after being shot at by a tommy gun* I never can figure out why they just can't hit me. I am so leet. *Throws bat spinny thing of doom*
The next poster shall be George "Dubya" Bush trying to convince the marines to attack Atmospheric Processing instead of Engine Room Hive.
Now, the center of the axis of Evil is in atmospheric hive room, and that is where Saddam is hiding his Giant Onos of Doom. If we get him first, then we can concetrate on Osama in the engine room.
The next poster is Saddam in atmosperic processing.
marine: hmm what will be the best with peanut butter ... jelly or fluff .. jelly or fluff .. hmm darnit i like them both ...
* the comm screaming via voice :" WTH are you standing there ?!? get ur arse to the waypoint !" *
marine: but i can't just leave those here, it'll be such a waste... the jelly maybe ? .. i'm not sure ...
* fellow marine screams :" AAAhh fades incoming !!! comm medpack medpack medpack medp*SPLASH*..." * * comm: "GO PHASE NOW .. DAMN BASE UNDER ATTACK " *
marine: mom always gave me jully with peanut butter, but the fluff looks much tastier...
* comm:" COMMAND CONSOLE UNDER ATK !! ALL GO BASE ALL GO BASE ALL GO BA*#$%...." the radio becomes silent.... *
marine: hmm i think i'll take the fluff after all. i'm so fed up with jelly.
* the marine feels something's tapping him on the shoulder *
Onos: Greeting my good lad. I can't help noticing that you're quite troubled. may i ask what bothers you ? marine: oh. well i have quite a dillema here. you see, i've always likes jelly but the fluff is much mor..
* the marine noticed who's talking to him *
marine: err ... eerr ... ggrzztt .... *hissing through radio* comm !! i need backup here fast!!! Onos: i quite doubt he can hear you, my friend. he's ... not present in the command console right now. marine: egggg .. brrzzaa ... Onos: you know, i bet you'll be much more tasty with the jelly.
* SSSsccrraaaakkkjjjjaaakkkkk *
Onos: *chewing* hmm .. they don't make them as they used to ... what a shame ...
the next poster will be the leader of a marine pacifist group trying to negotiate with passing Kharaa
Ha! Who cares if my **** is hanging in the breeze. Safe in this here hole. Yet, that intense pain, nope not me, some other ostrick. Egads, I wonder if the dingo is eating my baby while I hide in here.
Next person is a mother who doesn't like her son playing NS (but tries it and gets hooked)
Why does this gorge stack other offensive chambers on me? I have feelings, this is really painful. Oh great,now they got seige turrents, guess my time is up.
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Next poster is, Fam on his date!
ahh f*ck it. look. lets just cut to the chase here. no more messing about.
do you play NS?
the next poster will be the fade that i killed with my pistol whilst being the last man standing on the rafters of waste handling
j00 sux0rzz I'm ADMIN an this's MY S3RV3R an 1'm g3ttin ur arse Bann3d !!!1
who's coming to play CS ?"
next one will be an unfortunate onos who tried to enter a vent and got all his front side stuck inside it. he also hears some suspicious metalic bootsteps coming beyond him.
*skulk* where are you
*onos* uh.. im.... uh........
*skulk* DAMMNIT DID U GET STUCK IN A VENT AGAIN?
*onos* OH JEEZE JUST HURRY UP AND HELP ME THEIR PRODDING ME IN THE ****, O JEEZE NOT THERE AGHGGHHHGHRRRHGHGGGRRHHRH!!!!!!11one
The next poster will be somone who knifed an onos 1v1 then gets parasited to death.
The next poster is a roach, watching the marines and kharaa kill each other
The next poster will be an onos that wonders around for 15 minits trying to get to marine spawn then gets stuck in a defence chamber.
The next poster will be: the founder of the environmental organisation "Save the Kharaa" trying to plead his case to the Fronteirsmen on the front lines.
*chuckle*
Dude, Im hearing things....
*CHOMP*
The next poster will be, George Bush playing NS
Secretary: Sir, that's the football...
The next poster is a marine walking in on the never-before-seen kharaa courtship ritual.
next poster=a real marine who actually talks to his squad in 1337
d3\/\/d!!!!111 (00k @ m4h 1337 2h00t!ng 2k!llz! *Smack* Sorry sir, I don't know what came over me.
The next poster is spending millions on attempting to transfer himself (bodily) into the game, and succeeds.
the next post will be me
and the next poster will be the marine riding the onos, in the bumper cars mod.
The next poster will be a gorge getiing chased by a HA/HMG marine
Oh forget it.
*blindfold and cig*
The next poster is a TSA engineer
(thought I'd leave it wide open for interpretation)
OK, Time to design the sentry turret!
*grabs another beer*
Next poster will be batman
*Rolls behind fallen debris after being shot at by a tommy gun*
I never can figure out why they just can't hit me. I am so leet. *Throws bat spinny thing of doom*
The next poster shall be George "Dubya" Bush trying to convince the marines to attack Atmospheric Processing instead of Engine Room Hive.
The next poster is Saddam in atmosperic processing.
the next poster is osama bin laden (apprently in the engine room)
The next poster will be a marine trying to choose between a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a peanut butter and fluff sandwich.
*COMM* GET BACK TO WORK YOU SLACKER!
Marine: Sandwhich (Sp?)
Marine: Sandwhich (Sp?)
Marine: Sandwhich (Sp?)
Marine: Sandwhich (Sp?)
Marine: Sandwhich (Sp?)
Marine: Sandwhich (Sp?)
Marine: Sandwhich (Sp?)
Marine: Sandwhich (Sp?)
Commander has been ejected
Marine is now your command
FREE SANDWHICH'S FOR EVERYONE
Marines: YAY!
Aliens: Mmmmmm Fatter marines...
Next poster will be the aliens...
* the comm screaming via voice :" WTH are you standing there ?!? get ur arse to the waypoint !" *
marine: but i can't just leave those here, it'll be such a waste... the jelly maybe ? .. i'm not sure ...
* fellow marine screams :" AAAhh fades incoming !!! comm medpack medpack medpack medp*SPLASH*..." *
* comm: "GO PHASE NOW .. DAMN BASE UNDER ATTACK " *
marine: mom always gave me jully with peanut butter, but the fluff looks much tastier...
* comm:" COMMAND CONSOLE UNDER ATK !! ALL GO BASE ALL GO BASE ALL GO BA*#$%...." the radio becomes silent.... *
marine: hmm i think i'll take the fluff after all. i'm so fed up with jelly.
* the marine feels something's tapping him on the shoulder *
Onos: Greeting my good lad. I can't help noticing that you're quite troubled. may i ask what bothers you ?
marine: oh. well i have quite a dillema here. you see, i've always likes jelly but the fluff is much mor..
* the marine noticed who's talking to him *
marine: err ... eerr ... ggrzztt .... *hissing through radio* comm !! i need backup here fast!!!
Onos: i quite doubt he can hear you, my friend. he's ... not present in the command console right now.
marine: egggg .. brrzzaa ...
Onos: you know, i bet you'll be much more tasty with the jelly.
* SSSsccrraaaakkkjjjjaaakkkkk *
Onos: *chewing* hmm .. they don't make them as they used to ... what a shame ...
the next poster will be the leader of a marine pacifist group trying to negotiate with passing Kharaa
*SINGS Why can't we be friends*
The next poster is Timmy the tooth on crack.
The next poster will be an ostrich escaping from danger by plunging his head into the ground.
Next person is a mother who doesn't like her son playing NS (but tries it and gets hooked)
Now I'll just turn this.. what? Build that turret? Well, since he asked so politely....
(half an hour later)
OMG (oh my friggin' gracious) COMM GIMME HMG
Next poster is an offense chamber.
The next poster is Jesus playing NS.
Next poster ends this thread!!!!!!!!
The next poster is a recently devoured marine that isn't being digested.
Over comm* Hey, Somebody kill this onos!!
Commander: Which Onos?
The one that sounds like its singing joy to the world!
The next poster will be the 1337st person in the world being pwned in NS