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  • DiscoDuckDiscoDuck Join Date: 2003-01-17 Member: 12393Members
    W00T PW0NED TAKE IT BI(slap, slap, striped of weapons)
    admin:SUYF


    the next poster is yoda playing NS
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  • p4Samwisep4Samwise Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10831Members
    The bite an elegant weapon is, unpredictable as an LMG it is not. Strong with us the force is. Rush their spawn, we must! Two groups of skulks at their doors make! ATTACK!

    ...

    Pwned you, we did!


    The next poster is the commander, Darth Vader.
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  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    Marine 1: commander, HA/HMG!!
    Vader: No
    Marine1: U suck, your a newb commander, im going to vote to eject you!!
    Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing..

    *vader performs jedi death grip, then an Onos comes charing through the foor*

    Vader: The force is strong in this one....

    The next poster is a soccer mom complaing that NS is too violent.
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  • DiscoDuckDiscoDuck Join Date: 2003-01-17 Member: 12393Members
    <b>IT'S TOO VIOLENT IT'S TOO VIOLENT
    WTH DO YOU MEAN I SHOULD'T LET MY KIDS PLAY IT THEN!!!!!!!1111!!111!1
    IT'S THE CAUSE OF VIOLENCE JUST LIKE RAP OR ROCK MUSIC !!!111!!1!!!</b>
    what no I've never played it<b>
    OF CORSE I KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT I SAY ITS TOO VIOLENT SO IT SHOULD BE BANISHED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH!111!11

    YES BECAUSE I SAY SO!!!111!1!!1</b>


    The next poster is: A talk show host intervewing her and flayra
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  • p4Samwisep4Samwise Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10831Members
    Interview: Thank you for that. Mr. Cleveland, do you have a rebuttal?

    Flayra: GIT YO **** **** BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMWICH, WOMAN!!!!

    (disclaimer: Flayra is actually a very nice guy and most likely wouldn't say something so offensive in real life to such a charming lady, but the mental image of him saying "make me a samwich" just cracks me up.)


    The next poster is a marine team trying to explain to their commander NOT to build any more freaking "turrents". (Happened to me last night.)
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  • Mr_HeadcrabMr_Headcrab Squee&#33;~ Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9392Members, Constellation
    Ok, sir.

    Sir?

    I understand that "the best offence is a good defence" but 90 "turrents" anroud this one rez node is a bit overkill, dont you think?

    /com spawns turnet into marine's spleenis/

    YOU STUPID SACK OF %!@^@#%^@&$@#$^!!!!!!!!1111one

    /onos devours commander, marine dude cheers him on/


    Next poster will be: A marine trying to make the seige play "In-da-gadda-da-vita" instead of "TWUMP"
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  • p4Samwisep4Samwise Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10831Members
    Commander, I need a hyperspanner, a tricorder, and a phase modulator.

    What?? The armory doesn't sell those? How am I supposed to get a decent bass tone out of this thing without the proper equipment?


    The next poster is a lerk lighting up in a vent.
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  • GadzukoGadzuko Join Date: 2002-12-26 Member: 11556Members, Constellation
    Ahhhh, that's the stuff. Those Marines, they never think to look up here... I'll be fine.

    What's that noise? Sort of a whooshing... hey... that's moving awfully fast OW OW HEAVY MACHI-

    The next poster will be an Onos showing off its new haircut.
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  • p4Samwisep4Samwise Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10831Members
    I think they took too much off the tentacles. What do you think?


    The next poster will be two marines in an Onos costume trying to infiltrate a hive.
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  • PooPoo Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8686Members
    Onos: Ok.. HMM I think I'm in this blasted costume.. let me see if I can just sneak in..

    Marine 1: Oh hey bob! Didn't know you were on this shift!

    Onos: RAWRRR

    Marine 1: Yeah those beans are murder on the colon! Hey... have you been working out?

    Onos: Ra-raw-rawr?

    Marine 1: Man! You gotta tell me your secrect! Anywho go off to see the commander in the chair hell have duties for ya!

    Onos: rawr!

    Next poster will be a Lerk trying to use a LMG
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  • p4Samwisep4Samwise Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10831Members
    *scratch scratch flap*

    This'd be much easier if I had fingers instead of wings. Hm. What if I use my toes....

    *BRATTA TATTA TATTA*

    DEAR GOD MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES! Oh wait, they grew back. Yay regeneration!


    The next poster is a parasite.
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  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    Finally, im useful!!

    Oh no, ive been stuck on a turett. how degrading, now I will never get to see the world...


    The next poster is a drunk ONOS
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  • twilitebluetwiliteblue bug stalker Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13116Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    edited March 2003
    "Yeeeeeesterrrrrdaaaaaaaay... awwwww da marine(s) seeeeeeeem faaaaaarwayyyyyy..."

    *bumps into a marine*
    *Onos burp*

    *Both drop fall asleep*

    The next poster is Flayra working at 3am, coding NS 1.1
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  • p4Samwisep4Samwise Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10831Members
    @$#^@##@^%$^$#&&^%# hitboxes @#(@@@$@*&#(@!!!!!! FTS!!!!


    The next poster is an armory filing a harassment suit.
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  • GadzukoGadzuko Join Date: 2002-12-26 Member: 11556Members, Constellation
    Your Honor, the plaintiff would like to request that these parties be held responsible for their constant, unwanted fondling and mounting. This armory has repeatedly handed out ammunition in response to their advances, but the marines have gone too far with this new trend of "humping". The plaintiff would also like to state for the record that they should be following orders, not gathering clips.

    The next poster is a Marine being constantly parasited.
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  • p4Samwisep4Samwise Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10831Members
    *thpt thpt thpt* <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> Ow! Quit it.

    *thpt* <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> Ow! Quit it.

    *thpt thpt* <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> OW! Quit it!!!

    *thpht* <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> OW! *bang bang bang* WHY DON'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE FACE WHEN YOU DO THAT, HUH?

    *thpt* <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> AAAARGH!!!! *thud*

    <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> heh heh heh


    The next poster is a gorge at a Weight Watchers meeting.
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  • sendersender Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8337Members
    Hey guys. Wow, that shake was good. Hey, you eating that? I don't know what all those people complain about, dieting is easy. Yo, I'll just grab some of that salad...thanks man. I mean seriously, look at me, I'm only 300 pounds overweight, I'm in great shape. Uh garcon, 2 more pork chops at table threee. Uh, actually, better make that 7. Seriously, I feel sorry for those people who don't have stalwart disciple like myself.
    *burrrrppp*

    next poster is a fade with lots of teen angst.
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  • GadzukoGadzuko Join Date: 2002-12-26 Member: 11556Members, Constellation
    What if I don't WANT to cleanse the intruders!?! I'm sick of this war! I never get enough resources and it seems like every time I Blink I get stuck in something. Oh my god they have Heavy Armor... WHAT? Sensory chambers!? OK, that's IT! I am hiding in this resource node and I'm not coming out until you apologize.

    The next poster is a resource node being eaten.
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  • Mr_HeadcrabMr_Headcrab Squee&#33;~ Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9392Members, Constellation
    <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> Chomp
    ARG!!! It HURTS!!!

    <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> Chomp
    MEDIC!!!!!!


    <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> Chomp

    That's it.....
    <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> /squished by angry Resource node leg of deum/


    The next poster is: What the hive mind <i>realy</i> thinks during game
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  • p4Samwisep4Samwise Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10831Members
    ...we need better players...


    The next poster is one of the jackasses having a party right outside my freaking door when I want to go to sleep.
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  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

    THIS PARTY ROX MAN

    TURN THE MUSIC UP MAN, I LOVE THIS SONG

    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR


    the next poster is a board moderator who has been tracking this topic and seen its plunge into the darkness of off-topicism
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  • p4Samwisep4Samwise Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10831Members
    Bah! This should be in the Off-Topic forum! PHASE... oh, wait, it's already there.

    My work here... is done.


    The next poster is a babbler.
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  • twilitebluetwiliteblue bug stalker Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13116Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    <chomp> <chomp>
    <looks sideway> <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo-->
    Hey! Just because I was spawned by a obese gorge doesn't make me a lesser Kharaaa ya know?
    <chomp>
    Speaking of <i>obesity</i>, the <b>Hive</b> is wayyyyyy fatter!
    <chuckle>
    Hey! What's happening to me?
    AghhhhhhH!
    Stupid...Flay....va!
    What? He's name is Flay...

    <pop>

    Next post is a starving marine in Mess hall on Nancy
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  • BioHazBioHaz Join Date: 2002-02-18 Member: 226Members
    Oh good, a mess hall, I hope they are not serving TSA Gruel again, man I hate that stuff *Grumble Grumble* ohh my stomach.
    Helllooo? Anyone here?? Ahh, guess not, dont mind if I help myself then.
    <i>Opens Fridge</i>
    What the hell is this crap? I can't tell if its a new Karhaa species or leftover carnitas...
    Oh well, down the hatch! *Munch Munch*

    The next poster is whatever the marine ate...
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  • p4Samwisep4Samwise Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10831Members
    Well, if THIS isn't false advertising, I don't know what is.

    Oh well. The Kharaa resource tower on that table over there looks kinda yummy.

    <i>Commander, I need a fork.</i>


    The next poster is a skulk running through the infamous Cargo Bay Foyer vent on ns_nothing (toward the Cargo hive).
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  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    Ahhhh, ahiddensecretbaseofmarinemassdesturction!

    The next poster will be the jetpacking marine having a beer in the vent.
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  • ZerglingZergling Join Date: 2002-11-26 Member: 9977Members
    wow, 6 people just left the server. i wonder if i should stop hiding? nah, this booze is just too good for that.
    /say "i am the PWNZOR"

    next person will be a dog that just got herb smoke blown in its ear.
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  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    WOOF

    the next poster is a lerk who has just run out of energy at the top of viaduct
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  • Gimpy_Doodly_DooGimpy_Doodly_Doo Join Date: 2003-03-15 Member: 14521Members
    Im hit! aughhhhhhh

    The next poster is a 7 year old rine comm
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  • masterswordmanmasterswordman Join Date: 2002-12-21 Member: 11303Members
    HUH, I'm telling me daddy!!!

    Is that how you play? Is this a spam forum?
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