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  • p4Samwisep4Samwise Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10831Members
    Proctor: All right, final test. Let's hear your primal scream.

    Skulk: EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! ...wait, I'm sorry, can I try that again?

    Proctor: I think you shattered my corneas. NEXT!



    The next poster is a jetpacker whipping around a corner into the most heavily webbed hive in the universe.
  • BioHazBioHaz Join Date: 2002-02-18 Member: 226Members
    Dumbde dumb dumb deeeeeeeeeeee........ *splat* Who left all this snot here... great, now im stuck... oh lookie, a little doggy coming out of that giant testicle... why hello little doggy... no doggy, get off my head... aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

    The next poster will be shot persuiant of Forum Code 39846129891826591824351245.32612945 and a half. And all tresspassers will be violated... by Bubba.
  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    *bang*

    IVE BEEN SHOT!! WHY GOD?!! WHY?!!! I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED, BUT INSTEAD I WAS A FOOL......


    The next poster will be a sentient seige turret
  • p4Samwisep4Samwise Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10831Members
    *Meep* *voom*

    Ho dee hum. Don't know why they put me here. Nothing here to shoot at. Nope, nope nope.

    *ping*

    WOOOHAH! A HIVE! POW! POW! NOW I....

    Hey, the scan wore off.

    Ho dee hum.....

    *ping*

    EAT GRAVITONS, FLESHSACK! KAPOW! KA....

    La la la....



    The next poster is a newbie being parasited to death by an unseen skulk.
  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    la la la la la...*thwap*

    WTH??!?!?

    *thwap*
    *thwap*
    *thwap*
    *thwap*
    *thwap*

    ...

    "OMG"

    *thwap*
    *thwap*
    *thwap*

    "OMG TEH H4X"

    "MEDPACK"

    "I NEED A MEDPACK STAT!"

    *thwap*

    **n00b skulk killed "elite" cs playa with parasite**

    next poster is a gorge being chased by 5 marines
  • MorganMorgan Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13721Members
    *Hissssssssss* *Brarrrgh*

    Thank god I got celerity, just managed to make it round the corner in time.... GO WEBSLINGERS!!!

    *Sets up a nice wall of web*

    *sits and hides behind a crate and waits, Marines come charging round, Cigars clenched in their teeth, mad fury in their bloodthirsty eyes*

    Marine1: "Hey, where'd that Gorge go?"

    Marine2: "No idea, keep looking"

    Marines 1,3,4 and 5: |radio>>>Affirmative<<<radio|

    *Marines continue charging around the corner and become horribly stuck in webs*

    Marine1:|Radio>>>Maaann... I think I just lost my Appetite<<<Radio|

    Marine4:|Radio>>>Now THERES Somethin' ya don't see every day.... Thank God<<<Radio|


    Gorge: "Mwuhaha, Fear my Babbler ARMY!"

    *Gorge continues to release thousands of babblers and still slinging webs at the Reens until theres just one left*

    Marine2:|Radio>>>I need a Medpack, STAT!!!<<<Radio|

    *Gorge takes out the final reen with Healing Spray*

    *2 Fades and an Onos arrive*

    Fade1: You need a hand?

    Gorge: Nah, its a hella easy life being a gorge
    <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->


    <b>And the NEXT POSTER SHALL BE..... <i>A Fade that just Blinked halfway into the cieling just outside the Marine base</i></b>
  • p4Samwisep4Samwise Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10831Members
    ****! ****! ****!

    Hey wait, I have Redemption...

    Yoo-hoo! Marines! Big ugly fade stuck in the ceiling! Come and shoot meeeee! Preferably with LMGs....


    The next poster is Oscar the Grouch.
  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    Hi, I am oscar the grouch, I am the new and final evolution of the Kharaa...

    fear my trashcan, it protects me from everything except welders.



    The next poster is an Onos getting flamed by a new weapon, the flamethrower
  • PooPoo Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8686Members
    edited March 2003
    *RRRAAAWWWRRRR!!!**

    Marine: Ohnos! Let me just use this trusty TSA flamethrower!

    *Pshoooo!!*

    Onos: You big meanie!! That's hot ya know! Let's see how you like the heat!

    *Onos stomps on flamer*


    Next poster will be a Skulk trying to get at a cc surrounded by mines
  • olisisolisis Join Date: 2003-02-01 Member: 12944Members
    HA HA HA, I shall run over all these marines and have my sharp teets finish them off, HA HA HA

    .........(sniff, sniff)......(sniffffffffffffff)..... hmm? What's that wonderful smell... what's all this heat coming off my flesh-hoof...... AHHHHHH!
    I'm running away yet I am still hurting? STILL ON FIRE!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WATER!

    Shew, thank you Redemption, you saved my life yet... oh no I'm stuck, HELP HELP HELP.....


    The next poster will be: a dog running around a TSA base eventually being mistaken for a skulk.
  • olisisolisis Join Date: 2003-02-01 Member: 12944Members
    doh, I took to long sorry....
  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    Comm: ROVER! NO! WHO SHOT MY DOG???

    marine with shotgun idles away...

    The next poster will be Mr.T playing NS
  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    Fade? Onos? Them sucka's aint got a chance. <a href='http://members.tripod.com/pcgcolin/' target='_blank'>I'll just throw them hella far the same way I did to that big blue sucka out of them Lambda labs.</a>

    The next poster is: a fade in any situation that would warrant saying "I think I broke a nail"
  • olisisolisis Join Date: 2003-02-01 Member: 12944Members
    Yay, I'm a fade playing misslecommand and I'm about to take the nestea pluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnge...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
    Wow, I... didn't.... DIE? But I think I broke a nail......
  • BioHazBioHaz Join Date: 2002-02-18 Member: 226Members
    And now for something completely different...

    the next poster will be a self aware $5 gift certificate for Khraaitty Litter.
  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    Heh heh heh...when I meet up with the sorry bag of Kharaaity Litter on the pet stop counter, I am <i>so</i> going to laugh in his face and say "You thing I'm getting used? Guess what YOU'LL do for a living?"

    The next poster is that bag of Kharaaitty Litter
  • BioHazBioHaz Join Date: 2002-02-18 Member: 226Members
    edited March 2003
    Oh Crap! Onos! Not Again!

    * poo *

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    The next poster will be brought to you by the number L.
  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    And todays post was brought to you by the letter L.
    What words begin with L? Lerk, Leet, LMG...

    Skulk: You forgot Leap..

    The next poster is Davy Crockett
  • BioHazBioHaz Join Date: 2002-02-18 Member: 226Members
    "Its Daaaaavy, Davey Crockket, Onos of the wild frontier!" And upon singing his theme song, realized that it was INDEED the Number L, and proceeded to kill the number of marines proclaimed by his favorite number!

    Ha! He proclaimes, now my score is 50/0 marine biznitches! Eat it!

    The next poster is a unit of measurement
  • olisisolisis Join Date: 2003-02-01 Member: 12944Members
    edited March 2003
    Hello I'm your futurist talking Manometer and I will measure the fluid in this vial, By Gum!
    (measurement COMPLETE!)
    goodbye


    the next poster is drunk and confused by the lights near his window
  • p4Samwisep4Samwise Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10831Members
    OH MAH GAWD THEY'VE COME FER ME! AAAAAAA! *jumps out other window*

    The next poster is the ET outside my window.
  • DiscoDuckDiscoDuck Join Date: 2003-01-17 Member: 12393Members
    <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> dang I wanted to eat him



    the next poster will be the ship ns_lost
  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    hello?

    anybody there?


    help me

    please


    im lost...



    the next poster will be a hive getting welded by a jp marine
  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    This is <i>not</i> what I intended when I was asking people if I'd look better with a tattoo.

    The next poster will be: A marine commander in his/her CC whose amazing plan for destruction of the last hive is ruined by....a ludicrous amount of self-replicating popup ads from the internet.
  • BioHazBioHaz Join Date: 2002-02-18 Member: 226Members
    And now for for the Grand Finale! My brilliantly mastered plan has gone soo well, my marines have performed well, and now to place the last siege and ... what the ... MILF hunter... WTH is this doin on here... no i dont want to see if im a winner... hmmm... punching the monkey sounds fun... *whack* ... great... more ads...

    Meanwhile:
    Marine: "Commander, we need meds and guns, the aliens have gotten thier hives back and are killing us! HEEEEEEEEEEELP"
    *Vote Eject*
    *Vote Eject failed, Not enough Memory*
    Marine: "WTH???"

    Next poster is a MILF hunter... or a piece of cheesecake
  • p4Samwisep4Samwise Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10831Members
    edited March 2003
    Why, hello, ma'am. I've got a problem I hope you can help me with - see, I have a lot of cheesecake back at home that I can't possibly finish by myself...

    The next poster is the cheesecake.
  • PooPoo Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8686Members
    Well.. this is boring. I'm a peice of freakin cheese cake! Wait here comes my owner! Hey boss, whos that? Wait.. what the.. what is she doing?! SHES NAKED!? No dont sit on meeeeeee!! nooooo!


    next poster is the owner of a ship thats being taken over by the Khara
  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    WTH?!! What are these things on my ship? The Titanic was not supposed to have THESE kild of alines aboard!! Oh great, now one ate the lookout, oh well, at least there are no icebergs in this water.....

    The next poster is filming a documentary on Kharra in the frorest.
  • p4Samwisep4Samwise Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10831Members
    We're here in Yosemite National Park to study the habits of the wild Kharaa...

    (hours pass)

    Okay, if our research guy had <b>done his research</b>, we'd have known ahead of time that the Kharaa live in the coldness of space, not in freakin' forests. Thanks, Billy. Great work there.


    The next poster is a wild mountain cat.
  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    hey, look at all those people with cameras and microphones

    they look so peaceful...

    hey kids, LUNCH TIME

    the next poster is a marine who just killed an onos with a GL and thinks he is really one-three-three-seven
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