The Worst Movie Ever

MuadDibMuadDib Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15169Members
<div class="IPBDescription">What do you think it is?</div> My vote goes to Navy Seals.
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  • WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
    edited April 2003
    Worst movie I've seen? Mouse Trap (UUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!)

    Coming in second: Austin Powers Goldmember (didn't see the first two; I'd assume they'd rank somewhere on this list too)
    Other bad ones: Zoolander; Dude, Where's My Car?; Star Wars: Attack of the Clones (was a disgrace)

    Edit: Hah, forgot Just Visiting. This is probably second-worst.
  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    the cable guy staring jim carrey
  • Dirty_Harry_PotterDirty_Harry_Potter Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9500Members
    the worst i can think of: pearl habor
    first half: ::cry:: my dad fought against the germans
    second half: the american patriotics save the day, NOT!

    Dude where's my car is a bad movie, but funny the first-second time you see it.
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    <!--QuoteBegin--{}Muad'Dib{}+Apr 17 2003, 01:09 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ({}Muad'Dib{} @ Apr 17 2003, 01:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> My vote goes to Navy Seals. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    "Do you have that movie, with that guy...?"

    "Yeah, Navy Seals."

    Honestly, that popped right into my head to moment I saw this topic.
  • Sephiroth2kSephiroth2k Join Date: 2002-04-21 Member: 481Members, Constellation
    definitly the cable guy. windel, those were all pretty good movies...
  • Speed_2_DaveSpeed_2_Dave Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8788Members
    Kate and Leopold. Directors-"we have to make this movie 'cool' in 4-5 years. I know, she'll be a 'mac expert!' Nobody uses macs.. Say, what's the newest mac? G4? Let's say she's looking up stuff on G5's, yeah! that'll sound cool! Now, we need a few horses, an english guy.. Hey, we're ready to film!"

    Dude, where's my car is hilarious. Kinda seems to be a play on words from the Big lebowski movie. /me shrugs.
  • ArcadiusArcadius Join Date: 2003-04-14 Member: 15491Members
    I think I have a three way tie for worst movie ever. Pearl Harbor, Star Wars: Attack of the Clones, and Ballistic (the one with Lucy Lu and Antonio Banderas).
  • Urge_to_Kill_RisingUrge_to_Kill_Rising Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7750Members
    Crossroads, Scary Movie 2, American Psycho 2, Ready to Rumble to name a few recent ones.
  • FlatlineUTDFlatlineUTD Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7695Members
    Please.

    8 posts and NO BATTLEFIELD EARTH??!?

    I'm ashamed of you guys.
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    you guys obviously haven't seen a truly bad movie

    "Ghosts of Mars"
  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
    edited April 2003
    2001: A Space Odyssey.
  • airyKairyK Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11126Members
    Kung Pow enter the fist or something....talk about retarded. i hated that movie
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    There are 3 movies that tie for worst movie ever: Keeping the Faith, Mystery Men, and Zoolander.
    You may have noticed that all of these movies have Ben Stiller in them. This is no coincidence.


    And then there was Plan 9 from Outer Space. A movie so bad that it's actually extremely good.
  • FlatlineUTDFlatlineUTD Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7695Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--MedHead+Apr 16 2003, 09:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MedHead @ Apr 16 2003, 09:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 2001: A Space Odyssey. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Never read the book, eh?
  • WheeeeWheeee Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13713Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    The Mario Brothers Movie

    Case closed.
  • CatpokerCatpoker Join Date: 2002-06-25 Member: 816Members
    <a href='http://www.reel.com/movie.asp?MID=1729' target='_blank'>Blacula</a>
  • SycophantSycophant Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7092Members
    - yep, <b>Battlefield Earth</b> -- had potential, but it bombed

    - <b>Swimfan</b> -- the psycho chick was just <i>too</i> psycho

    - <b>The Core</b> -- sadly, I paid full price at the theatre to see this one <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->

    - most of those lame movies where someone gets transported to the future, or someone gets sent to the past (ie: "Black Knight", "Kate and Leopold", "Just Visiting", etc).

    - any movie that tries (poorly) to cash in on one successful movie idea (above point especially).

    ... erm ... that's all I can think of so far. I try to block bad movies out of my memory. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
    Oh, I forgot!

    The Time Machine.

    And no, I never read the book for 2001. I imagine it's probably like, way better than that overly, like, commercialized version, that The Man pumped out to get more, like, cash, y'know, right? No. Thank. You. Any book that can produce such a stupid movie is never going on my bookshelf.
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    medhed, you really haven't read many books that go to movie have you? Most novels that become movies are quite good, the movie destroys them. Interestingly the same relationship follows in reverse, if you have a really good movie that becomes a novel, the novel will most likely be horrible.
  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
    In my experience, the book may be better, but it's not to the extreme that the book would be superb, and the movie horrible.
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    yeah, it unfortunately is that way a lot of the time, it's gotten better though, as of late
  • PraevusPraevus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8424Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--th@ annoying kid+Apr 16 2003, 08:16 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (th@ annoying kid @ Apr 16 2003, 08:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> the cable guy staring jim carrey <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And what were you smoking, while you was watching this?
  • ThrakaThraka Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4227Members
    You guys have no idea what the true depths of awful are...

    Dungeons and Dragons

    Worst. Movie. Ever. There's not even a good place to start with what's wrong with this movie... It's all so, so horrid.
  • Speed_2_DaveSpeed_2_Dave Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8788Members
    aw come on. D&D? you could PICTURE people somewhere doing savings rolls for that campaign... or not <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Mr_HeadcrabMr_Headcrab Squee&#33;~ Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9392Members, Constellation
    "The Aurora projects: Episode 3"


    Worst movie ever.



    (I should Know.....)
  • RyoOhkiRyoOhki Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12789Members
    1) Battlefeild Earth - there is nothing good about this movie. Nothing.

    2) The Street Fighter movie (they're making a sequal, can you BELIEVE that!?)

    3) Star Wars Episode 1: Ep 2 shat on this, mainly because it didn't feature Jar Jar as much **shudder**
  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Yah, You beat me to Plan 9, wow...so awful...it was like, papercups, paper plates and foil... those UFO's gave me teh SC4r3s.

    Recent Movies though...eh...hrm... let me think about this one, well, my vote goes for Legally Blonde, never seen it, but the previews are so bad that I wanted to rip out my fingernails...ouch.
  • TenSixTenSix Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7932Members
    edited April 2003
    Legally Blonde was pretty good, so was 2001 if you could deal with artsy stuff (seriously, what were they thinking trying to make such an abstract book into a movie?).

    1) Mission Impossible 2 - I fell asleep during this one, really tarnished even MI1 (which, IMHO is up there with Ronin, Heat, and The Matrix).

    2) Die Another Day - They could have done SOOOO much with the starting story line (007 gets captured and disowned by the agency! Holy shiat that would have been a cool movie in itself!). Instead they try to take it from a kickass start to a typical run of the mill 007 flick. No veriety at ALL.

    3) A Man Apart - Only 2 action scenes in this Vinn Diesel flick. Thats all you should need to know.

    4) Chicago - I haven't even seen it and I already hate it. Just goes to prove money can buy ANYTHING, even an Academy Award.

    5) Spirited Away - Ok, maybe it dosent suck, but Im sorry I just can't stand this movie in more then 15 minute increments. IMHO Cowboy Bebop: Knockin on Heaven's Door would have been much better deserving <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->

    I actually liked the Cable Guy, but I was like 10 when I saw it soo....

    EDIT: MARIO BROTHERS FRIKIN OWNED J00! WHERES DA SEQUEL???
  • CrouchingHamsterCrouchingHamster Join Date: 2002-08-17 Member: 1181Members
    edited April 2003
    Zardoz..a truly apalling waste of film..It;s er..sort of a scifi, with sean connery running around in a loincloth, and flying in a giant head shaped thing..er..look just don't watch it..

    <a href='http://us.imdb.com/Title?0070948' target='_blank'>http://us.imdb.com/Title?0070948</a>

    Piranha2: Flying Killers

    <a href='http://us.imdb.com/Title?0082910' target='_blank'>http://us.imdb.com/Title?0082910</a>

    Directed by a Mr James Cameron? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> Shame on him..

    All Highlander Sequels..nuff said

    Tank Girl

    <a href='http://us.imdb.com/Title?0114614' target='_blank'>http://us.imdb.com/Title?0114614</a>

    God, there's soooo many..

    Street Fighter..not even Kylie could save it..

    <a href='http://us.imdb.com/Title?0111301' target='_blank'>http://us.imdb.com/Title?0111301</a>

    Oh and I thought Attack of the Clones was well smart..
  • ScinetScinet Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12489Members, Constellation
    Having to watch Luc Besson's Jean d'Arc made me want to hurt people.
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