This is a truly terrible movie, but it's so bad it kinda crosses over into "genius"..
I present...Red Dawn!! <a href='http://us.imdb.com/Title?0087985' target='_blank'>http://us.imdb.com/Title?0087985</a>
Starring such acting legends as Patrick Swayze and Charlie Sheen, this is truly one of the classics. Last time I saw it I was laughing so hard I half expected blood to shoot out of my nose...the acting, the plot..oh it's all just so bad. You must see it.
I actually like Zoolander and Mystery men, but then I didn't take them seriously.
One which I nearly walked out of, and always causes controversy when I mention it is 6th sense. Appalling. 2D characters, bad direction, obvious, cliched and uninvolving. Ugh. Also Titanic. I can't believe I had to sit through 2 hours of dross just for the one good moment of snivelling whiny girl-boy Dicaprio's demise. Shocking.
plan 9 from outer space IS so bad its good. Also see Fire women of Venus (starring Zsa Zsa Gabor) The late 50s / early 60s had the best scifi: When worlds collide, the day the earth caught fire, the day the earth stood still, and of course forbidden planet
Robot Monster! <a href='http://us.imdb.com/Title?0046248' target='_blank'>http://us.imdb.com/Title?0046248</a> ph34r a man in a monkey suit with a diving helmet on!! And his bubble death ray..
The Creeping Terror! <a href='http://us.imdb.com/Title?0057970' target='_blank'>http://us.imdb.com/Title?0057970</a> aka Teh Carpet of Doom!
They Saved Hitlers Brain <a href='http://us.imdb.com/Title?0265870' target='_blank'>http://us.imdb.com/Title?0265870</a> does exactly what it says on the tin.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians <a href='http://us.imdb.com/Title?0058548' target='_blank'>http://us.imdb.com/Title?0058548</a> no, Im not making these up..
Scary Movie 2 was THE ABSOLUTE WORST movie I have ever seen. Im currently working on a time machine to prevent myself from watching that movie so I can better use the time wasted at the movie. But then I would've never mastered time travel and invented the machine to prevent me from watching the movie which made me invent the time machine to prevent me from watching the movie so I would still end up watching the movie that made me invent the time machine so I could prevent myself from watching the movie which would keep me from inventing the time machine in the first place so I could stop myself from seeing the movie... Paradoxes suck <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Battlefield Earth, I don't see what is so wrong about the movie that made everyone hate it... I just don't. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> Cable Guy, bad, but not the worst. Super Nova, started strong I thought, but then it all went downhill when the guy tryed to argue with the computer about the door or something... MIB2, had none of the coolness that the first one had, none of the atmosphere. It was just a lame excuse for making a sequal, but it had its moments. Pi, didnt enjoy it at all. (However, apple pie is good <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> )
There were probably other bad movies I've seen, but these are the ones I can think of atm... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
The Matrix) made me love it to much and now i cant wait for the second one.. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--Urge to Kill Rising+Apr 17 2003, 02:49 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Urge to Kill Rising @ Apr 17 2003, 02:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Crossroads, Scary Movie 2, American Psycho 2, Ready to Rumble to name a few recent ones. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> And American Psycho too.
<!--QuoteBegin--MedHead+Apr 17 2003, 12:05 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MedHead @ Apr 17 2003, 12:05 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> In my experience, the book may be better, but it's not to the extreme that the book would be superb, and the movie horrible. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> IT now that movie sucked but the book is like 3 times better
Now Worst movie hmmm let me think Chicken Park a try hard comedy try to take the **** out of Jurassic park (lucky it was a free rental) Titanic can’t believe even believe it won the academy awards (but then again it was kind of obvious when the set was made to look like a ship and just about every thing said was referring to the movie *sigh* ) Ali-g movie started of good but rapidly went down hill (should of stuck with original style in the series )
<!--QuoteBegin--Thraka+Apr 17 2003, 03:44 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thraka @ Apr 17 2003, 03:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You guys have no idea what the true depths of awful are...
Dungeons and Dragons
Worst. Movie. Ever. There's not even a good place to start with what's wrong with this movie... It's all so, so horrid. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Heheh, me and my friends went to see it at the theatre once when they were only charging $0.99 admission for it. Even then we felt ripped off.
Still, we had a great time watching it. We were the only 5 people in the theatre, and we'd be adding our own commentary to the movie in the geekiest voices possible - I've never laughed so hard at a movie before in my life.
Stuff like: "OMG, you'd need to roll a <b>20</b> on an agility check to shoot an arrow from the back of a dragon!! DM, you suck!!"
"I want to cast.. [b]magic missile!!" "You can't cast magic missile! There's nothing to cast it at!" "I cast it at the darkness!!"
"With my Boot +3, I shall smite thee in the poophole, foul thief!!"
Eh, maybe you simply had to be there. We weakly stumbled from the theatre when the movie was over, and were still laughing hours later. It was definetly the most fun I've ever had at the theatre. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Talk about a difficult question! Considering there are typically only 2 to 3 really good movies released each year and 2093485724086 crappy ones, it makes the field of selection pretty damned huge. We're not even talking about straight-to-video, I'm assuming.
Look for the 'nukes' at www.mrcranky.com if you want to see descriptions of truly awful movies. Good for a laugh too.
<!--QuoteBegin--Windelkron+Apr 16 2003, 08:11 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Windelkron @ Apr 16 2003, 08:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> (didn't see the first two; I'd assume they'd rank somewhere on this list too) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> the first two were great, but the third unforunately is the worst ever made :/
Ever seen the simpsons episode where homer sees the original script from the cable guy and says, "STUPID FREAKING SCRIPT, STUPID MOVIE, ALMOST RUINED JIM CARREY'S CARRER, DIE YOU PIECE OF TRASH!!!!" and he rips it to pieces? Thats what i felt like doing after i saw that movie.
At some point movies become so bad that they are actually funny. This is the case for a lot of B level Sci-fi and horror movies, for example Pumpkinhead II. However, for THE absolute worst movies ever, number two would probably be Daylight, the Stalone craptacular. And the number one worst movie I have ever seen, is A Thin Red Line. I have no idea WTH they were thinking when they made the movie. Especially when you have something as masterful as Saving Private Ryan come out at the same time, it just crushes A Thin Red Line so badly there is no recovery. It wouldn't have been so bad, except for the fact that Ted Danson pulls a grenade pin out while it's still attached to him (nearly impossible BTW) and it blows up on his butt. He screams My A** I blew my **** A** off. I'm sorry Ted, but had a grenade gone off in your pants, there wouldn't be enough left of you to scream. Also, during EVERY SINGLE fight scene in the movie ONLY ONE SIDE dies. Either only the Japanese soldiers defending the island die, or only the American soldiers die, it's a like a bunch of magical battles where only the defenders can die. And then there's the craptacular "artistic" part of the movie. For no reason whatsoever, during scenes in the movie, it will randomly switch to grass, and then some woman in a dress walking around. No explanation is ever given, we don't know who the woman is, and it literally takes up 10 minutes out of the movie. Wow...
Titanic, I vote for titanic, I didn't see what the big deal of it was. Maybe im just not romantic (goes back to listing to heavy metal and killing aliens)
Ted Danson was in Saving Private Ryan, not A Thin Red Line. That was Woody Harrelson's character that you were describing. Both were in Cheers though. ;)
Just when I thought it can't get any worse than Batman Forever.
Screw him for replacing coolest car on earth with that piece of trash. Damn him for the nipples on the costume. **** him for such classic dialogues such as "My vine has a crush on YOU!" and the "delivery service" Damn you for the lazer gun, the hockey in the museum, the campy fights, the toonville Gotham city. Damn you Schumacher, damn you
How could you even let Arnold deliver such a terrible act, even if it's Arnold?! Do you know what the word "Director" mean?
Movies that are bad in a humorous way and are actually there for kinda funny. Camp-funny you know? For example unbelievable-mutant-chainsaw-killah-beast-from-the-depths-of-slimy-pond would be probably camp-funny.
Then there are movies that actually are trying to be good but they fail miserably. For example Pearl Harbor.
I saw Scary Movie 2 this year at my mates house and thought it was diabolically bad. I guess it wasn't just my taste in humour.
The recent Batman movies have utterly destroyed all that was good from the original (and to a lesser extent from the second movie).
Oh, and lets not forget Police Academy: Mission in Miami (is that the 7th movie?)
I couldn't really say what the worst movie <i>ever</i> was...if it was truely bad to the point where I couldn't even think about it then I'd have probably forgotten it by now.
And yes, the movie for 'It' (well, 2 part series) was utter crap compared to the book. I thankfully read the book before watching it, though.
Hehe I predicted The Core was gonna be tripe before even seeing it. It looked like a huge rip-off of Armageddon, with the twist of going <i>into</i> the earth to plant a bomb, instead of landing on an asteroid (wow, original!).
Oh god Merk yes , the first 2 batman movies were alright, but the ones after that..... I really hate the sets they used, like batman's fighting in a disco...
I can't say I've seen a crap load of movies like you guys but the absolute worst i've seen was "Porn n' Chicken". Not many of you heard it but its an original movie on Comedy Central (which I will never watch again unless "man show" or South Park or Chapelle's show is on).
The worst thing Ive seen in a TV show was on TV funhouse called Fetal Scooby Doo or something like that. It just showed a basic episode of Scooby Doo wih the characters replaced with these retarded fetus', it jus **** me off cuz its the most lame unfunny thing Ive seen that was supposed to be funny.
As for movies, Dude, Wheres My Car? wasnt all that great, I agree. Mainly cuz the plot is way too much like something you would see in an episode of South Park. And there is a somewhat similar movie called Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure, and THAT was a good movie, IMO. BTW, whats up with that lady at Chinese Foooood resturaunt that keeps saying "And then..."
The worst one had to be Plan 9 from outer space. I never saw it but Ive heard that:
1. they didnt bother making a script for it
2. one of the actors died halfway through finishing the movie so later on in the movie you would see the same character played be a totally different person entering a scene, lol.
"Jason X" is clearly an attempt at a horror movie where the idea is to use the traditional Jason formula, but to make it funny at the same time. It's set way in the future, and they just happen to find Jason in a crygenically-frozen state. Being a spaceship full of teenage students, of course they decide to take him on-board to study him.
The perfect example of intentional humor is the holoroom scene towards the end of the movie. In order to stall Jason's killing spree, the crew members manage to get him into a holoroom and they set it to be Camp Crystal Lake. There Jason soon finds two (holographic) half-naked gals on sleeping bags. The film jumps back to another scene for a few moments, and when the scene is back to the holoroom, he has the two girls stuffed in the sleeping bag and he's swinging it around, smacking it into trees, throwing it to the ground, stomping on it, etc.
It's pure comic genious!! I was in tears laughing the first time I saw it. Trust me, the DVD rental cost is probably worth it just for that scene alone!! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--Butt monkey salad+Apr 18 2003, 07:46 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Butt monkey salad @ Apr 18 2003, 07:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The worst one had to be Plan 9 from outer space. I never saw it but Ive heard that:
1. they didnt bother making a script for it
2. one of the actors died halfway through finishing the movie so later on in the movie you would see the same character played be a totally different person entering a scene, lol. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> You should watch the Johny Depp movie "Ed Wood", it's about the bloke who directed Plan 9, and it is funny as f*ck...
<!--QuoteBegin--Sycophant+Apr 17 2003, 05:44 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sycophant @ Apr 17 2003, 05:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Thraka+Apr 17 2003, 03:44 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thraka @ Apr 17 2003, 03:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You guys have no idea what the true depths of awful are...
Dungeons and Dragons
Worst. Movie. Ever. There's not even a good place to start with what's wrong with this movie... It's all so, so horrid. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Heheh, me and my friends went to see it at the theatre once when they were only charging $0.99 admission for it. Even then we felt ripped off.
Still, we had a great time watching it. We were the only 5 people in the theatre, and we'd be adding our own commentary to the movie in the geekiest voices possible - I've never laughed so hard at a movie before in my life.
Stuff like: "OMG, you'd need to roll a <b>20</b> on an agility check to shoot an arrow from the back of a dragon!! DM, you suck!!"
"I want to cast.. [b]magic missile!!" "You can't cast magic missile! There's nothing to cast it at!" "I cast it at the darkness!!"
"With my Boot +3, I shall smite thee in the poophole, foul thief!!"
Eh, maybe you simply had to be there. We weakly stumbled from the theatre when the movie was over, and were still laughing hours later. It was definetly the most fun I've ever had at the theatre. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> That's exactly why I like Mystery Theater 3000. Those not familiar with it, it's basically 1 guy and two alien puppets that commentate on truly horrendous movies, making them more enjoyable.
Damn, I've been meaning to watch an episode that's been sitting on my computer drive collecting byte dust. I currently have "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians".
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<!--QuoteBegin--Confuzor+Apr 18 2003, 04:37 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Confuzor @ Apr 18 2003, 04:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> That's exactly why I like Mystery Theater 3000. Those not familiar with it, it's basically 1 guy and two alien puppets that commentate on truly horrendous movies, making them more enjoyable. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Hey, some of those movies are good! "The Final Sacrifice" comes to mind. Rosdower is my personal hero! And what about the "Prince of Space"? Their weapons had no effect on him, and he wasn't afraid to say it!
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I present...Red Dawn!!
<a href='http://us.imdb.com/Title?0087985' target='_blank'>http://us.imdb.com/Title?0087985</a>
Starring such acting legends as Patrick Swayze and Charlie Sheen, this is truly one of the classics. Last time I saw it I was laughing so hard I half expected blood to shoot out of my nose...the acting, the plot..oh it's all just so bad. You must see it.
One which I nearly walked out of, and always causes controversy when I mention it is 6th sense. Appalling. 2D characters, bad direction, obvious, cliched and uninvolving. Ugh.
Also Titanic. I can't believe I had to sit through 2 hours of dross just for the one good moment of snivelling whiny girl-boy Dicaprio's demise. Shocking.
plan 9 from outer space IS so bad its good. Also see Fire women of Venus (starring Zsa Zsa Gabor)
The late 50s / early 60s had the best scifi: When worlds collide, the day the earth caught fire, the day the earth stood still, and of course forbidden planet
Robot Monster!
<a href='http://us.imdb.com/Title?0046248' target='_blank'>http://us.imdb.com/Title?0046248</a>
ph34r a man in a monkey suit with a diving helmet on!!
And his bubble death ray..
The Creeping Terror!
<a href='http://us.imdb.com/Title?0057970' target='_blank'>http://us.imdb.com/Title?0057970</a>
aka Teh Carpet of Doom!
They Saved Hitlers Brain
<a href='http://us.imdb.com/Title?0265870' target='_blank'>http://us.imdb.com/Title?0265870</a>
does exactly what it says on the tin.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
<a href='http://us.imdb.com/Title?0058548' target='_blank'>http://us.imdb.com/Title?0058548</a>
no, Im not making these up..
Man, they just don't make 'em like they used to..
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Battlefield Earth, I don't see what is so wrong about the movie that made everyone hate it... I just don't. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
Cable Guy, bad, but not the worst.
Super Nova, started strong I thought, but then it all went downhill when the guy tryed to argue with the computer about the door or something...
MIB2, had none of the coolness that the first one had, none of the atmosphere. It was just a lame excuse for making a sequal, but it had its moments.
Pi, didnt enjoy it at all. (However, apple pie is good <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> )
There were probably other bad movies I've seen, but these are the ones I can think of atm... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Men In Black 2) Just plain crap...
uhhh Kubrik is a genious
And American Psycho too.
IT now that movie sucked but the book is like 3 times better
Now Worst movie hmmm let me think Chicken Park a try hard comedy try to take the **** out of Jurassic park (lucky it was a free rental)
Titanic can’t believe even believe it won the academy awards (but then again it was kind of obvious when the set was made to look like a ship and just about every thing said was referring to the movie *sigh* )
Ali-g movie started of good but rapidly went down hill (should of stuck with original style in the series )
Dungeons and Dragons
Worst. Movie. Ever. There's not even a good place to start with what's wrong with this movie... It's all so, so horrid. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Heheh, me and my friends went to see it at the theatre once when they were only charging $0.99 admission for it. Even then we felt ripped off.
Still, we had a great time watching it. We were the only 5 people in the theatre, and we'd be adding our own commentary to the movie in the geekiest voices possible - I've never laughed so hard at a movie before in my life.
Stuff like:
"OMG, you'd need to roll a <b>20</b> on an agility check to shoot an arrow from the back of a dragon!! DM, you suck!!"
"I want to cast.. [b]magic missile!!"
"You can't cast magic missile! There's nothing to cast it at!"
"I cast it at the darkness!!"
"With my Boot +3, I shall smite thee in the poophole, foul thief!!"
Eh, maybe you simply had to be there. We weakly stumbled from the theatre when the movie was over, and were still laughing hours later. It was definetly the most fun I've ever had at the theatre. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
And yes, that movie sucked, although it was just so corny that I couldn't help but chuckle a few times at it.
Look for the 'nukes' at www.mrcranky.com if you want to see descriptions of truly awful movies. Good for a laugh too.
As well as harry potter.
American Vampire
Vampiros Lesbos
If you even know what these movies are about you'd agree with me.
I'm not going to answer any of your questions on that last one.
the first two were great, but the third unforunately is the worst ever made :/
It wouldn't have been so bad, except for the fact that Ted Danson pulls a grenade pin out while it's still attached to him (nearly impossible BTW) and it blows up on his butt. He screams My A** I blew my **** A** off. I'm sorry Ted, but had a grenade gone off in your pants, there wouldn't be enough left of you to scream.
Also, during EVERY SINGLE fight scene in the movie ONLY ONE SIDE dies. Either only the Japanese soldiers defending the island die, or only the American soldiers die, it's a like a bunch of magical battles where only the defenders can die.
And then there's the craptacular "artistic" part of the movie. For no reason whatsoever, during scenes in the movie, it will randomly switch to grass, and then some woman in a dress walking around. No explanation is ever given, we don't know who the woman is, and it literally takes up 10 minutes out of the movie.
Wow...
Ratfire
Just when I thought it can't get any worse than Batman Forever.
Screw him for replacing coolest car on earth with that piece of trash.
Damn him for the nipples on the costume.
**** him for such classic dialogues such as "My vine has a crush on YOU!" and the "delivery service"
Damn you for the lazer gun, the hockey in the museum, the campy fights, the toonville Gotham city.
Damn you Schumacher, damn you
How could you even let Arnold deliver such a terrible act, even if it's Arnold?! Do you know what the word "Director" mean?
Movies that are bad in a humorous way and are actually there for kinda funny. Camp-funny you know? For example unbelievable-mutant-chainsaw-killah-beast-from-the-depths-of-slimy-pond would be probably camp-funny.
Then there are movies that actually are trying to be good but they fail miserably. For example Pearl Harbor.
The recent Batman movies have utterly destroyed all that was good from the original (and to a lesser extent from the second movie).
Oh, and lets not forget Police Academy: Mission in Miami (is that the 7th movie?)
I couldn't really say what the worst movie <i>ever</i> was...if it was truely bad to the point where I couldn't even think about it then I'd have probably forgotten it by now.
And yes, the movie for 'It' (well, 2 part series) was utter crap compared to the book. I thankfully read the book before watching it, though.
Hehe I predicted The Core was gonna be tripe before even seeing it. It looked like a huge rip-off of Armageddon, with the twist of going <i>into</i> the earth to plant a bomb, instead of landing on an asteroid (wow, original!).
As for movies, Dude, Wheres My Car? wasnt all that great, I agree. Mainly cuz the plot is way too much like something you would see in an episode of South Park. And there is a somewhat similar movie called Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure, and THAT was a good movie, IMO.
BTW, whats up with that lady at Chinese Foooood resturaunt that keeps saying "And then..."
The worst one had to be Plan 9 from outer space. I never saw it but Ive heard that:
1. they didnt bother making a script for it
2. one of the actors died halfway through finishing the movie so later on in the movie you would see the same character played be a totally different person entering a scene, lol.
The perfect example of intentional humor is the holoroom scene towards the end of the movie. In order to stall Jason's killing spree, the crew members manage to get him into a holoroom and they set it to be Camp Crystal Lake. There Jason soon finds two (holographic) half-naked gals on sleeping bags. The film jumps back to another scene for a few moments, and when the scene is back to the holoroom, he has the two girls stuffed in the sleeping bag and he's swinging it around, smacking it into trees, throwing it to the ground, stomping on it, etc.
It's pure comic genious!! I was in tears laughing the first time I saw it. Trust me, the DVD rental cost is probably worth it just for that scene alone!! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
[edit: what do you know, I just found this goldmine: <a href='http://www.badmovies.org/' target='_blank'>http://www.badmovies.org/</a> ]
The worst one had to be Plan 9 from outer space. I never saw it but Ive heard that:
1. they didnt bother making a script for it
2. one of the actors died halfway through finishing the movie so later on in the movie you would see the same character played be a totally different person entering a scene, lol. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
You should watch the Johny Depp movie "Ed Wood", it's about the bloke who directed Plan 9, and it is funny as f*ck...
Dungeons and Dragons
Worst. Movie. Ever. There's not even a good place to start with what's wrong with this movie... It's all so, so horrid. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Heheh, me and my friends went to see it at the theatre once when they were only charging $0.99 admission for it. Even then we felt ripped off.
Still, we had a great time watching it. We were the only 5 people in the theatre, and we'd be adding our own commentary to the movie in the geekiest voices possible - I've never laughed so hard at a movie before in my life.
Stuff like:
"OMG, you'd need to roll a <b>20</b> on an agility check to shoot an arrow from the back of a dragon!! DM, you suck!!"
"I want to cast.. [b]magic missile!!"
"You can't cast magic missile! There's nothing to cast it at!"
"I cast it at the darkness!!"
"With my Boot +3, I shall smite thee in the poophole, foul thief!!"
Eh, maybe you simply had to be there. We weakly stumbled from the theatre when the movie was over, and were still laughing hours later. It was definetly the most fun I've ever had at the theatre. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
That's exactly why I like Mystery Theater 3000. Those not familiar with it, it's basically 1 guy and two alien puppets that commentate on truly horrendous movies, making them more enjoyable.
Damn, I've been meaning to watch an episode that's been sitting on my computer drive collecting byte dust. I currently have "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians".
Hey, some of those movies are good! "The Final Sacrifice" comes to mind. Rosdower is my personal hero! And what about the "Prince of Space"? Their weapons had no effect on him, and he wasn't afraid to say it!