The Worst Movie Ever

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  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
    Napolean Dynamite was an awesome movie...
  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    edited October 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-|MaTT|+Apr 25 2003, 06:54 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (|MaTT| @ Apr 25 2003, 06:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Maximum Overdrive:- crap steven king written film about a bunch machines that come alive and terrorise a few people in a gas station.... starring emilio estevez! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Actually the one at the gas station was trucks, which was based off the short story by stephen kind, which was superb(the short story I mean). Maximum over drive was almost the same movie but featured kids at a baseball game getting run over by steamrollers, electric bridges being lifted up while there is traffic on them, Etc.
  • enf0rcerenf0rcer intrigued... Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14584Members
    ok to make this resurection midly usefull, and since this is a movie thread, I have a question.

    I'm thinking of this 70s-80s (possibly 90s but doubtful) movie that features one man who is stranded alone on this sortof space station/biodome thing with three robots that eventually get damaged/possibly destroyed. Think the guy had a beard, and that's about all I can remember. I saw it when I was a kid and I wonder what it's called.
  • TorgoTorgo Join Date: 2002-12-30 Member: 11626Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-<[POOP]> Akira+Oct 2 2004, 01:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (<[POOP]> Akira @ Oct 2 2004, 01:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Napolean Dynamite was an awesome movie... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Care to explain why?

    In all seriousness, tell me exactly what they movie was about because I have no idea.

    Please, if you can name any scene in that movie that even remotely causes me to crack a smirk, I'll give you credit.

    It tried way too hard to be a "cult" film and plus, it was made under the authority of MTV, which automatically means that it has to dig itself out of a hole to begin with.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-enf0rcer+Oct 2 2004, 01:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (enf0rcer @ Oct 2 2004, 01:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ok to make this resurection midly usefull, and since this is a movie thread, I have a question.

    I'm thinking of this 70s-80s (possibly 90s but doubtful) movie that features one man who is stranded alone on this sortof space station/biodome thing with three robots that eventually get damaged/possibly destroyed. Think the guy had a beard, and that's about all I can remember. I saw it when I was a kid and I wonder what it's called. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Silent Running?
  • ScribblesScribbles Join Date: 2003-11-05 Member: 22323Members
    edited October 2004
    <span style='color:red'>***NUKED***</span>
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
  • MausMaus Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 5599Members
    Spawn. I bought it too - what an idiot.
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    I still say "ghosts of mars"
  • FrankensteinFrankenstein Join Date: 2003-02-19 Member: 13750Members
    charlie's angels, full throttle

    I hate this movie, and im a sex crazed little boy(which REALLY makes sense). Its the only movie I hate that has hot airheads in it, because its THAT bad.

    The script is horrible.

    The directing sucks the big one.

    The props irritate me alot, (a guy that can shoot an mg-42, and another machinegun simultaniously? WTH?)

    The stunts were thought up by some guy that is on crack or something, who knows.

    It tries to get you to think about sex so many times that is becomes extremely irritating.

    IF U HAVENT SEEN CHARLIES ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE <b>DO NOT SEE IT</b>, IM TELLING YOU BEFORE ITS TOO LATE.
  • BaconTheoryBaconTheory Join Date: 2003-09-06 Member: 20615Members
    Alien vs. Predator. The Medallion starring Jackie Chan comes in a close second.
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    edited October 2004
    edit: (this is about charlie's angels full throttle (that's right, no capital letters, take that))

    that is a good contender, I saw most of it... absolutely horrible, you're absolutely right about everything.
  • ShzarShzar Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21098Members, Constellation
    edited October 2004
  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Torgo+Oct 2 2004, 01:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Torgo @ Oct 2 2004, 01:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-<[POOP+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (<[POOP)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->> Akira,Oct 2 2004, 01:29 PM] Napolean Dynamite was an awesome movie... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Care to explain why?

    In all seriousness, tell me exactly what they movie was about because I have no idea.

    Please, if you can name any scene in that movie that even remotely causes me to crack a smirk, I'll give you credit.

    It tried way too hard to be a "cult" film and plus, it was made under the authority of MTV, which automatically means that it has to dig itself out of a hole to begin with. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What about the part with the time machine? Or where Napolean took the bike off the ramp and the bike smashed his... You get it.

    Or when Napolean is talking to that girl and tells her that a gang wanted for him to join one time because he had awesome bow-staff skills? OR, when Napolean got a face full of meat when riding his bike?
  • StrabismoStrabismo Join Date: 2003-10-27 Member: 22052Members
    The worst movie ending I've seen for now is Monty Python and the Holy Grail ending. The movie is extremely funny but the ending is so disapointing!
  • WarningForeverWarningForever Join Date: 2004-05-06 Member: 28503Members
    <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo--> Soccer Dog: World Pup
  • BigMadSteveBigMadSteve Join Date: 2003-02-12 Member: 13472Members
    Some obscure movie I watched one Sunday after noon called "Cosmic Shock". Terrible.
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Any movie with Malcom McDowell in it that ISN'T "A Clockwork Orange" or "Hidalgo"
  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Urge to Kill Rising+Apr 17 2003, 02:49 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Urge to Kill Rising @ Apr 17 2003, 02:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Crossroads <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That was terrible.
  • enf0rcerenf0rcer intrigued... Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14584Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Oct 2 2004, 01:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Oct 2 2004, 01:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Silent Running? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    thanks +1 for you <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    how you knew that I've no idea.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    edited October 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-enf0rcer+Oct 2 2004, 05:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (enf0rcer @ Oct 2 2004, 05:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Oct 2 2004, 01:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Oct 2 2004, 01:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Silent Running? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    thanks +1 for you <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    how you knew that I've no idea. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I know because many people think the fact that the 3 bots in MST3K were an homage to that movie. How I know THAT, however, I am not sure.

    [edit] That's it, this thread puts me in the mood to watch Manos again.
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    Starship Troppers 2 i absolutly hated it would been better with no sequel at all.
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-{}Muad'Dib{}+Apr 16 2003, 06:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ({}Muad'Dib{} @ Apr 16 2003, 06:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> My vote goes to Navy Seals. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Navy Seals 2 was even worse. It's sad because I actually own that movie... <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Oct 2 2004, 09:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Oct 2 2004, 09:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Fight Club. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    dunno, have you ever watched doom house?
    <a href='http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1665' target='_blank'>http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1665</a>
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Strabismo+Oct 3 2004, 05:43 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Strabismo @ Oct 3 2004, 05:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The worst movie ending I've seen for now is Monty Python and the Holy Grail ending. The movie is extremely funny but the ending is so disapointing! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ... you just don't get it, do you? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    ...

    (I could have sworn I posted in this thread the first time around)

    My most loathed movie is still the Wing Commander movie. I love those games, and seeing them to badly butchered caused me much pain.

    Scary movie three was godawful. I have difficulty believing even the scripwriters found it funny. They managed to botch every single joke, one way or another.

    The Matrix Revolutions. No further explanation necessary.

    xXx was beyond a bucket of excrement. I a shallow, fun waste of an afternoon and got even less than that. ("Oh, I play video games, so I know all about how to use guns!"... <b>WHAT... WERE... THEY... THINKING?!</b> Suure, let's make the situation worse than it already is!)

    The last Bond movie was an utter travesty. Every possible cliche (Ice palaces? Orbiting laser satelites? "<name>, you are my father"? Mecha control suits?), pointless and nonsensical plot elements... argh, just stupid.
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    Napoleon Dynamite.
  • AlkillerAlkiller Join Date: 2004-05-23 Member: 28847Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Oct 2 2004, 11:50 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Oct 2 2004, 11:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=82213' target='_blank'>http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/in...showtopic=82213</a>



    'nuff said <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Zing!
  • TorgoTorgo Join Date: 2002-12-30 Member: 11626Members
    edited October 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-<[POOP+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (<[POOP)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->> Akira,Oct 2 2004, 05:42 PM] What about the part with the time machine? Or where Napolean took the bike off the ramp and the bike smashed his... You get it.

    Or when Napolean is talking to that girl and tells her that a gang wanted for him to join one time because he had awesome bow-staff skills? OR, when Napolean got a face full of meat when riding his bike? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ....Nope, nope...defintely still a waste of my time and $6.50.


    Honestly, you thought one of the better scenes was a time when he got hit in the ****? If I wanted to see that, I'd watch America's Funniest Home Videos...not that I condone or advise watching Bob Saget either...

    And you thought it was funny to hear someone talk about bow staff skills in a voice that parallels somone with a severe case of down syndrome? Surely you jest...yeah, that's it, you have to be joking.


    Face full of meat!!!! HAHAHAHA, my side hurts...
  • TenSixTenSix Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7932Members
    -Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever, rented it and fell asleep after 15 minutes.

    -A Man Apart, walked into the theater thinking this might be Max Payne in movie format, oh God, was it most certainly not. Of course, the only other choices I had were Boat Trip and Winnie the Poo: Piglets Big Adventure. I should have gone with Piglet.
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