The Worst Movie Ever

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  • 0blique0blique Join Date: 2003-05-18 Member: 16477Members
    Wow, I'm just thankful I haven't seen most of these movies.
  • booogerboooger Join Date: 2003-11-03 Member: 22274Members
    charlies angels 2... a friend had rented it and i stopped watching after about... 10 minutes in.
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet! Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Matthew L. Barre+Oct 2 2004, 08:00 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Matthew L. Barre @ Oct 2 2004, 08:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <b>Thin Red Line</b>
    Zoolander
    Dumber and Dumberer

    Worst 3 movies in history <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    surprised nobody caught this.. zoolander was humorous, and enjoyable.

    but the thin red line was a spectacular film.
  • rabbityrabbity Join Date: 2003-07-02 Member: 17866Members
    <b>HOUSE OF THE DEAD</b>

    that movie was sooo BAD, that ppl actually walked out of the theater D:
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    I still say "ghosts of mar"

    no capital letters for this horrid series of stills
  • ScribblesScribbles Join Date: 2003-11-05 Member: 22323Members
    edited October 2004
    How the hell can people nominate masterpieces like The mexican and Fight Club, knowing there's drivel out there like Spice girls: The movie? I mean, seriously... is that just an attempt at trolling or something?

    Just because a movie didn't break any boxoffice records doesn't mean it sucked. Matrix revolutions wasn't the masterpiece we all hoped it would be, but it still had some good moments.

    This seems more like a word association thread. Someone says movie and the next guy says the first thing on his mind. <span style='color:white'>Be nice.</span>
  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    edited October 2004
    <span style='color:white'>Getting this back together...</span>
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    edited October 2004
    <span style='color:white'>Getting this back together...</span>
  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    edited October 2004
    <span style='color:white'>Getting this back together...</span>
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    edited October 2004
    <span style='color:white'>Getting this back together...</span>
  • GeminosityGeminosity :3 Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20667Members
    D&D wins the vote... anyone who's seen it can't possibly vote for anything else over this and still have a clear conscience XD

    Hey! I liked Tank Girl!!!

    If I'd seen uwe bolls movies (House of the Dead and the upcoming Alone in the Dark) I'm sure they'd get good mention in here too.

    You guys won't have seen the films by cineninja either; American Ninja the magnificent and Super Zombie Ninja Master Rival lol. Bunch of guys filming in their backyard or something dressed in bin-bags, luminous ninja suits and heavily interspersed with some chinese or korean movie they cut huge chunks of and try to make it look like they're actually talking to chars from <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    D&D was a terrible movie. Ugh. I can't believe I actually watched it my brain must've destroyed all memory of it as a safty precaution, if I have a brain hemmorage blame gem.
  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    edited October 2004
    <span style='color:white'>Getting this back together...</span>
  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    edited October 2004
    <span style='color:white'>Getting this back together...</span>
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    edited October 2004
    <span style='color:white'>CWAG, UZi, the fact that you were both expelled from the Discussion forum doesn't entitle you to turn O-T into a freeform substitute. Either learn to contain yourselves, or face the consequences.</span>
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Geminosity+Oct 3 2004, 06:19 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Geminosity @ Oct 3 2004, 06:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> D&D wins the vote... anyone who's seen it can't possibly vote for anything else over this and still have a clear conscience XD <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hey, there are worse things than watching D&D. For example, watching:
    Batman Forever
    Dungeons & Dragons
    The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra
    Battlefield Earth
    "Manos" The Hands Of Fate
    Cheerleader Camp
    AND Plan 9 From Outer Space
    In one night. I did this once, and crashed my car the next morning. Bad movies are deadly!
  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    Wow, 12 pages, didn't see that coming, heh.

    Anyway, my late offerings.

    <a href='http://imdb.com/title/tt0250469/' target='_blank'>Killjoy</a>: This movie, based on it's trailer, is a hillariously funny horror movie, after renting it, it is probably one of the worst movies i've ever had the misfortune to see.

    <a href='http://imdb.com/title/tt0308208/' target='_blank'>Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever</a>: Yes, total trash, turned it off within 5 minutes of this dire crap.

    <a href='http://imdb.com/title/tt0315733/' target='_blank'>21 Grams</a>: I had the utter misfortune to watch this a few days ago. With the likes of Sean Penn and Benicio Del Toro in it, i thought it might be worth a watch, but goddamn was i wrong. In a nutshell it runs around the 2 hour mark and has roughly 15 minutes worth of unoriginal, boring plot, painfully stretched throughout it's duration. To make matters worse, it's "gimmick" is that it randomly jumps to different times in the story, no warning, it just jumps. Sure, other movies have done this, but unlike Pulp Fiction, for example, this does it very poorly and just leaves you confused. It was as if they didn't actually bother to edit the movie at all and just left the timeline as they shot it. Avoid this movie.

    <a href='http://imdb.com/title/tt0085224/' target='_blank'>The Being</a>: Shite.
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    D&D is bad, Navy Seals is worse. <b>Far</b> worse.
  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    edited October 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Narfwak+Oct 3 2004, 04:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Narfwak @ Oct 3 2004, 04:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> D&D is bad, Navy Seals is worse.  <b>Far</b> worse. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Im so glad I've never seen either.


    The Village is another piece of poo.
  • Raza.Raza. Join Date: 2004-01-24 Member: 25663Members, Constellation
    1. Cable Guy, bah I hate Jim Carrey.

    2. Scary Movie 1 - X

    3. Armageddon, way too much american propaganda. And boring.
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Oct 3 2004, 10:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Oct 3 2004, 10:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Geminosity+Oct 3 2004, 06:19 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Geminosity @ Oct 3 2004, 06:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> D&D wins the vote... anyone who's seen it can't possibly vote for anything else over this and still have a clear conscience XD <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hey, there are worse things than watching D&D. For example, watching:
    Batman Forever
    <b>Dungeons & Dragons</b>
    The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra
    Battlefield Earth
    "Manos" The Hands Of Fate
    Cheerleader Camp
    AND Plan 9 From Outer Space
    In one night. I did this once, and crashed my car the next morning. Bad movies are deadly! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Wait... what?

    My head asplode.

    ...

    Oh, and Reign of Fire. Holy helm of frost shield, did <i>that</i> movie suck.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    I meant worse than JUST D&D.
  • TorgoTorgo Join Date: 2002-12-30 Member: 11626Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Oct 3 2004, 10:28 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Oct 3 2004, 10:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "Manos" The Hands Of Fate
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    Let's not get too carried away now...
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Torgo+Oct 3 2004, 12:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Torgo @ Oct 3 2004, 12:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Oct 3 2004, 10:28 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Oct 3 2004, 10:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "Manos" The Hands Of Fate
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    Let's not get too carried away now... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ok there Satyr-Boy.
  • ShzarShzar Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21098Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Lurker-+Oct 3 2004, 04:56 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (-Lurker- @ Oct 3 2004, 04:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> How the hell can people nominate masterpieces like The mexican and Fight Club, knowing there's drivel out there like Spice girls: The movie? I mean, seriously... is that just an attempt at trolling or something?
    <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Crap, forgive me, I got the titles of two movies mixed up. Yes, The Mexican was a good movie, but I was thinking of Once Upon a Time in Mexico. That movie made my brain cry tears of blood through my ears.
  • TykjenTykjen Join Date: 2003-01-21 Member: 12552Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    the worst to me was definatly matrix:revolutions, not only worst movie ever, but biggest letdown as well.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    The Passion Of The Christ
  • EEKEEK Join Date: 2004-02-25 Member: 26898Banned
    edited October 2004
    Starship Troopers (1 and 2).
  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Oct 2 2004, 09:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Oct 2 2004, 09:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Fight Club. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Care to elaborate, DOOM? I'll concede that it's not exactely an accessible movie and will, depending on one's tastes, dissapoint, but worst movie ever?
  • EEKEEK Join Date: 2004-02-25 Member: 26898Banned
    edited October 2004
    I thought Fight Club was interesting, far from the worst movie ever (At least the people could ACT (Points to SST1/2)), but I'm tired of people saying it was the best, because it sure as **** wasn't. That and Sn<span style='font-size:4pt;line-height:100%'>.</span>atch. Most overated movies ever.

    If I wanted a mental mind**** like Fight Club was supposed to be, I'd watch Memento, at least the end of that wasn't as stupid.

    <span style='color:white'>(swear filter seems to have missed that one)</span>
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