Dumbde dumb dumb deeeeeeeeeeee........ *splat* Who left all this snot here... great, now im stuck... oh lookie, a little doggy coming out of that giant testicle... why hello little doggy... no doggy, get off my head... aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
The next poster will be shot persuiant of Forum Code 39846129891826591824351245.32612945 and a half. And all tresspassers will be violated... by Bubba.
Thank god I got celerity, just managed to make it round the corner in time.... GO WEBSLINGERS!!!
*Sets up a nice wall of web*
*sits and hides behind a crate and waits, Marines come charging round, Cigars clenched in their teeth, mad fury in their bloodthirsty eyes*
Marine1: "Hey, where'd that Gorge go?"
Marine2: "No idea, keep looking"
Marines 1,3,4 and 5: |radio>>>Affirmative<<<radio|
*Marines continue charging around the corner and become horribly stuck in webs*
Marine1:|Radio>>>Maaann... I think I just lost my Appetite<<<Radio|
Marine4:|Radio>>>Now THERES Somethin' ya don't see every day.... Thank God<<<Radio|
Gorge: "Mwuhaha, Fear my Babbler ARMY!"
*Gorge continues to release thousands of babblers and still slinging webs at the Reens until theres just one left*
Marine2:|Radio>>>I need a Medpack, STAT!!!<<<Radio|
*Gorge takes out the final reen with Healing Spray*
*2 Fades and an Onos arrive*
Fade1: You need a hand?
Gorge: Nah, its a hella easy life being a gorge <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->
<b>And the NEXT POSTER SHALL BE..... <i>A Fade that just Blinked halfway into the cieling just outside the Marine base</i></b>
HA HA HA, I shall run over all these marines and have my sharp teets finish them off, HA HA HA
.........(sniff, sniff)......(sniffffffffffffff)..... hmm? What's that wonderful smell... what's all this heat coming off my flesh-hoof...... AHHHHHH! I'm running away yet I am still hurting? STILL ON FIRE!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WATER!
Shew, thank you Redemption, you saved my life yet... oh no I'm stuck, HELP HELP HELP.....
The next poster will be: a dog running around a TSA base eventually being mistaken for a skulk.
Marik_SteeleTo rule in hell...Join Date: 2002-11-20Member: 9466Members
Fade? Onos? Them sucka's aint got a chance. <a href='http://members.tripod.com/pcgcolin/' target='_blank'>I'll just throw them hella far the same way I did to that big blue sucka out of them Lambda labs.</a>
The next poster is: a fade in any situation that would warrant saying "I think I broke a nail"
Yay, I'm a fade playing misslecommand and I'm about to take the nestea pluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnge................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Wow, I... didn't.... DIE? But I think I broke a nail......
Marik_SteeleTo rule in hell...Join Date: 2002-11-20Member: 9466Members
Heh heh heh...when I meet up with the sorry bag of Kharaaity Litter on the pet stop counter, I am <i>so</i> going to laugh in his face and say "You thing I'm getting used? Guess what YOU'LL do for a living?"
"Its Daaaaavy, Davey Crockket, Onos of the wild frontier!" And upon singing his theme song, realized that it was INDEED the Number L, and proceeded to kill the number of marines proclaimed by his favorite number!
Ha! He proclaimes, now my score is 50/0 marine biznitches! Eat it!
<!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> dang I wanted to eat him
Marik_SteeleTo rule in hell...Join Date: 2002-11-20Member: 9466Members
This is <i>not</i> what I intended when I was asking people if I'd look better with a tattoo.
The next poster will be: A marine commander in his/her CC whose amazing plan for destruction of the last hive is ruined by....a ludicrous amount of self-replicating popup ads from the internet.
And now for for the Grand Finale! My brilliantly mastered plan has gone soo well, my marines have performed well, and now to place the last siege and ... what the ... MILF hunter... WTH is this doin on here... no i dont want to see if im a winner... hmmm... punching the monkey sounds fun... *whack* ... great... more ads...
Meanwhile: Marine: "Commander, we need meds and guns, the aliens have gotten thier hives back and are killing us! HEEEEEEEEEEELP" *Vote Eject* *Vote Eject failed, Not enough Memory* Marine: "WTH???"
Next poster is a MILF hunter... or a piece of cheesecake
Why, hello, ma'am. I've got a problem I hope you can help me with - see, I have a lot of cheesecake back at home that I can't possibly finish by myself...
Well.. this is boring. I'm a peice of freakin cheese cake! Wait here comes my owner! Hey boss, whos that? Wait.. what the.. what is she doing?! SHES NAKED!? No dont sit on meeeeeee!! nooooo!
next poster is the owner of a ship thats being taken over by the Khara
WTH?!! What are these things on my ship? The Titanic was not supposed to have THESE kild of alines aboard!! Oh great, now one ate the lookout, oh well, at least there are no icebergs in this water.....
The next poster is filming a documentary on Kharra in the frorest.
We're here in Yosemite National Park to study the habits of the wild Kharaa...
(hours pass)
Okay, if our research guy had <b>done his research</b>, we'd have known ahead of time that the Kharaa live in the coldness of space, not in freakin' forests. Thanks, Billy. Great work there.
Comments
Skulk: EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! ...wait, I'm sorry, can I try that again?
Proctor: I think you shattered my corneas. NEXT!
The next poster is a jetpacker whipping around a corner into the most heavily webbed hive in the universe.
The next poster will be shot persuiant of Forum Code 39846129891826591824351245.32612945 and a half. And all tresspassers will be violated... by Bubba.
IVE BEEN SHOT!! WHY GOD?!! WHY?!!! I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED, BUT INSTEAD I WAS A FOOL......
The next poster will be a sentient seige turret
Ho dee hum. Don't know why they put me here. Nothing here to shoot at. Nope, nope nope.
*ping*
WOOOHAH! A HIVE! POW! POW! NOW I....
Hey, the scan wore off.
Ho dee hum.....
*ping*
EAT GRAVITONS, FLESHSACK! KAPOW! KA....
La la la....
The next poster is a newbie being parasited to death by an unseen skulk.
WTH??!?!?
*thwap*
*thwap*
*thwap*
*thwap*
*thwap*
...
"OMG"
*thwap*
*thwap*
*thwap*
"OMG TEH H4X"
"MEDPACK"
"I NEED A MEDPACK STAT!"
*thwap*
**n00b skulk killed "elite" cs playa with parasite**
next poster is a gorge being chased by 5 marines
Thank god I got celerity, just managed to make it round the corner in time.... GO WEBSLINGERS!!!
*Sets up a nice wall of web*
*sits and hides behind a crate and waits, Marines come charging round, Cigars clenched in their teeth, mad fury in their bloodthirsty eyes*
Marine1: "Hey, where'd that Gorge go?"
Marine2: "No idea, keep looking"
Marines 1,3,4 and 5: |radio>>>Affirmative<<<radio|
*Marines continue charging around the corner and become horribly stuck in webs*
Marine1:|Radio>>>Maaann... I think I just lost my Appetite<<<Radio|
Marine4:|Radio>>>Now THERES Somethin' ya don't see every day.... Thank God<<<Radio|
Gorge: "Mwuhaha, Fear my Babbler ARMY!"
*Gorge continues to release thousands of babblers and still slinging webs at the Reens until theres just one left*
Marine2:|Radio>>>I need a Medpack, STAT!!!<<<Radio|
*Gorge takes out the final reen with Healing Spray*
*2 Fades and an Onos arrive*
Fade1: You need a hand?
Gorge: Nah, its a hella easy life being a gorge
<!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->
<b>And the NEXT POSTER SHALL BE..... <i>A Fade that just Blinked halfway into the cieling just outside the Marine base</i></b>
Hey wait, I have Redemption...
Yoo-hoo! Marines! Big ugly fade stuck in the ceiling! Come and shoot meeeee! Preferably with LMGs....
The next poster is Oscar the Grouch.
fear my trashcan, it protects me from everything except welders.
The next poster is an Onos getting flamed by a new weapon, the flamethrower
Marine: Ohnos! Let me just use this trusty TSA flamethrower!
*Pshoooo!!*
Onos: You big meanie!! That's hot ya know! Let's see how you like the heat!
*Onos stomps on flamer*
Next poster will be a Skulk trying to get at a cc surrounded by mines
.........(sniff, sniff)......(sniffffffffffffff)..... hmm? What's that wonderful smell... what's all this heat coming off my flesh-hoof...... AHHHHHH!
I'm running away yet I am still hurting? STILL ON FIRE!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WATER!
Shew, thank you Redemption, you saved my life yet... oh no I'm stuck, HELP HELP HELP.....
The next poster will be: a dog running around a TSA base eventually being mistaken for a skulk.
marine with shotgun idles away...
The next poster will be Mr.T playing NS
The next poster is: a fade in any situation that would warrant saying "I think I broke a nail"
Wow, I... didn't.... DIE? But I think I broke a nail......
the next poster will be a self aware $5 gift certificate for Khraaitty Litter.
The next poster is that bag of Kharaaitty Litter
* poo *
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
The next poster will be brought to you by the number L.
What words begin with L? Lerk, Leet, LMG...
Skulk: You forgot Leap..
The next poster is Davy Crockett
Ha! He proclaimes, now my score is 50/0 marine biznitches! Eat it!
The next poster is a unit of measurement
(measurement COMPLETE!)
goodbye
the next poster is drunk and confused by the lights near his window
The next poster is the ET outside my window.
the next poster will be the ship ns_lost
anybody there?
help me
please
im lost...
the next poster will be a hive getting welded by a jp marine
The next poster will be: A marine commander in his/her CC whose amazing plan for destruction of the last hive is ruined by....a ludicrous amount of self-replicating popup ads from the internet.
Meanwhile:
Marine: "Commander, we need meds and guns, the aliens have gotten thier hives back and are killing us! HEEEEEEEEEEELP"
*Vote Eject*
*Vote Eject failed, Not enough Memory*
Marine: "WTH???"
Next poster is a MILF hunter... or a piece of cheesecake
The next poster is the cheesecake.
next poster is the owner of a ship thats being taken over by the Khara
The next poster is filming a documentary on Kharra in the frorest.
(hours pass)
Okay, if our research guy had <b>done his research</b>, we'd have known ahead of time that the Kharaa live in the coldness of space, not in freakin' forests. Thanks, Billy. Great work there.
The next poster is a wild mountain cat.
they look so peaceful...
hey kids, LUNCH TIME
the next poster is a marine who just killed an onos with a GL and thinks he is really one-three-three-seven